Spencer’s

tall white cops, like the jakes but a specific breed of cop. will probably pocket your shit

Don’t trap the lot, I seen some Spencer’s lurking.

by binbabybruno January 31, 2022

Spencer's Gifts

A store that used to be good and pretty funny for normal people but recently has lost all humor and become a place for mallrats and perverts hang out; where you can get your erotic board game, hookah, weed t-shirts, and anything normal thing turned into something to do with a dick, vagina, boobs, or balls all at once.

A couple teenage workers got arrested at Spencer's Gifts for telling a cop how to use a hookah to smoke weed.

by Mister N April 8, 2006

Spencer's Triangle

A sex position including two chicks and a dude in which the dude and a chick are making out while he is fucking and she is getting eaten out by the third chick, thus making a triangle and a non-awkward threesome.

Dude! John, Kate, and Mary had a Spencer's Triangle last night.

by FunkBuster October 6, 2009

Spencer’s mom

A really hot mom with tig ol bitties and a big booty

Guy: dawg spencer’s mom is so hot
Guy2: i know right she got some tig ol bitties

by nik vag April 18, 2019

Spencer's drive

Term used to refer to a task which has become overly protracted through no fault of your own.

I can't come to hockey tonight as im still waiting for the plumber to fix my radiator.

Bloody hell, that's like Spencer's drive!

by Fatkid_13 October 11, 2021

Spencer's mom

An extremely hot MILF that anyone would like to fuck anyway!

Fish : "Damn do you see that hot MILF!"
Pig : "Dude, thats Spencer's mom!"

by chunkydman March 23, 2009

spencer's dick

A dick that is really fucking huge. Way bigger than Caleb and Jack's dick

"Holy shit that's how big Spencer's dick is!?"

by Alphasnowman July 28, 2017