Speedophiles

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Creepy old guys who hang around in super tight swimming trunks.

You'll find loads of wrinkly old German speedophiles in European holday camps.

Speedophiles by ped333 August 5, 2010

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Spedophile

A person with an unhealthy attraction towards people with various degrees of mental retardation.

"That spedophile wants to have a threesome with Susan and Beth. Too bad they don't have a normal number of chromosomes."

Spedophile by Susan&Beth January 22, 2006

Spedophile

Ryland Gilpin... some who is a sped and tends to be a pedophile. (falls for younger kids)

“Ryland Gilpin is a spedophile”

Spedophile by gutlover34 December 2, 2018

Steedophile

Someone who finds male horses arousing.

The only type of chick youre going to meet at the rodeo is a steedophile.

Steedophile by Ranchgirls June 2, 2022

Speedophiliac

An individual with a penchant toward excessive driving speeds.

My Aussie friend Adam always drives like a bat out of hell, no matter what the posted speed may be. It scares the crap out of his wife Penelope to be in the same car with such a speedophiliac!

Speedophiliac by Gapingredgroovie January 6, 2009

spedophile

One who is sexually attracted to special education students, those who ride the short bus.

That spedophile Alan is so desperate that he hits on the retarded girls.

spedophile by Don Wong October 27, 2003

spedophile

A person that is IN FACT a sped and likes or is dating someone that is more than 2 1/2 years younger than them.

Person 1: OMG he is such a spedophile
Person 2: Exactly like he's 7 and she's 36

spedophile by niceguy313 December 23, 2019

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026