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Spedophile 

A person with an unhealthy attraction towards people with various degrees of mental retardation.
"That spedophile wants to have a threesome with Susan and Beth. Too bad they don't have a normal number of chromosomes."
Spedophile by Susan&Beth January 22, 2006

Spedophile 

Ryland Gilpin... some who is a sped and tends to be a pedophile. (falls for younger kids)
“Ryland Gilpin is a spedophile”
Spedophile by gutlover34 December 2, 2018

Steedophile 

Someone who finds male horses arousing.
The only type of chick youre going to meet at the rodeo is a steedophile.
Steedophile by Ranchgirls June 2, 2022

Speedophiliac 

An individual with a penchant toward excessive driving speeds.
My Aussie friend Adam always drives like a bat out of hell, no matter what the posted speed may be. It scares the crap out of his wife Penelope to be in the same car with such a speedophiliac!
Speedophiliac by Gapingredgroovie January 6, 2009

spedophile 

One who is sexually attracted to special education students, those who ride the short bus.
That spedophile Alan is so desperate that he hits on the retarded girls.
spedophile by Don Wong October 27, 2003

spedophile 

A person that is IN FACT a sped and likes or is dating someone that is more than 2 1/2 years younger than them.
Person 1: OMG he is such a spedophile
Person 2: Exactly like he's 7 and she's 36
spedophile by niceguy313 December 23, 2019
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Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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