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An extremely sexy and attractive young man who is highly educated and or intelligent and has engaged in special or higher education and is a delicious cream filled treat like a pastry possibly sometimes a little flaky but still well cooked and sweet as well as special and educated but also a delightful pleasure like any other baked delight.
Oh he is such a spedtart he fucked me like an autistic jockey lastnight he was screaming sectum sepra and I think he thought he was Harry Potter in back door whores volume 3 .. what a spedtart
Spedtart by Harry protter October 18, 2025
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Spedtard 

When someone who is so mentally retarded they aren't allowed near the normal kids.
They can be seen running straight into doors and sexually harassing the class pet.

They will bite and scream so proceed with caution.
Billy is a Spedtard, I saw him jizz in the teacher's coffee and laughed when she drank it.
Spedtard by Spongey_lad October 13, 2019

Spedtard 

retarted; another name for specail education and retard put together...spedtard
You Spedtared! You didn't do anything right on this paper! GOSH!!!!!!
Spedtard by Sarah March 6, 2004

spedtard 

person who is a special educated retard
spedtard = people who are so stupid to the point they need special education and part of the retarded club
spedtard by flikz December 1, 2020

spedtasticle

when you're telling your sister you loose chromosomes every time you talk to her and you want to call her a sped and a testicle but also use the word fantastic, you use spedtasticle.
"omg i loose so many chromosomes looking at you, you spedtasticle."

Spedtarded 

Being sped and retarded at the same time
"She's so spedtarded" said the angry man
Spedtarded by Xxxxxxxx vids March 15, 2019

spedtardpega

When you are a sped, a retard, and a pepega at the same time
Man, Jonathan thinks 30+30 is 70, he’s such a spedtardpega
spedtardpega by cryo-kun April 18, 2021
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