sped monkey 

People who try to apply for special ed classes by writing their e's and s's backwards, forget how to read the word hat and throw a temper tantrum, and while having an out loud spelling test, spell dog "ctrsh".

Nicole and I are the most amazing sped monkeys ever.

sped monkey by Sped Monkey December 28, 2010

Sped monkey 

Someone who is named Noah and likes men is an example of someone who is sped.

YOUR A FUCKING SPED MONKEY! bob

Sped monkey by susboi2 May 24, 2022

Spedmonkey

A complete and total dork or someone who acts like a dork; applies to smart people who have momentary brain farts, or "blonde moments", if you will. Derived in part from the word sped, meaning Special Ed, which can be offensive to some, but shouldn't be because we aren't really busting on the handicapped. We're busting on the "normal" people.

"OMG I totally forgot to do my essay! I'm SUCH a spedmonkey!"

"You spedmonkey... you left your keys in the door again!"

Spedmonkey by speds_r_us February 6, 2010

spudmonkey

a total goofball not constrained by your typical sense of reality and social norms.

One who would rather discuss farting noises than discuss anything remotely serious.
One who does not take life literally, or all that seriously.

The party really livened up once the spudmonkey arrived.
I could not get a straight answer, for all I tried, I swear that spudmonkey lied.

spudmonkey by growmoreweed May 12, 2014

spedonkey 

Something you call someone acting in a stupid manner. Describes one as both a sped monkey and donkey. A two for one special!

Lee’s being a complete spedonkey...

spedonkey by anonymous March 15, 2021

Spedmonkey

A complete and total dork or someone who acts like a dork; applies to smart people who have momentary brain farts, or "blonde moments", if you will. Derived in part from the word sped, meaning Special Ed, which can be offensive to some, but shouldn't be because we aren't really busting on the handicapped. We're busting on the "normal" people.

"OMG I totally forgot to do my essay! I'm SUCH a spedmonkey!"

"You spedmonkey... you left your keys in the door again!"

Spedmonkey by speds_r_us February 6, 2010

speedmonkey 

Drug dealer

I know a good speedmonkey; he deals cocaine, weed and other illegal drugs.

speedmonkey by Galapagos Gary June 17, 2012