Speckgard

A person that’s suspicious and appears randomly in conversations.

Speckgard: “Care if I intrude in your conversation?”

Speckgard by Speckrad October 5, 2023

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Spackward

Spasmodically backwards

Does dumb shit with fire
Bottom of the class
A complete backward spacker

Stop it you spackward fuckmonger

Spackward by Tiggs31 January 2, 2011

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Speckgard • spacktard • Spectard • sheckardo • spacktardaloid • spacktard [spacker] • Spackward • speaktard • Spectardespondentphobia • Spectarding

speaktard

1. N. someone who either consistently or momentarily makes a mistake when speaking

2. N. someone who just sounds like an idiot while speaking

Adj. speaktarded

charles: "hey cutie, i'm, my name umm.. i mean beer?"
random girl: "was that a question or something?"
charles: "yes.. can i buy it?"
random girl: "you're scaring me what the hell are you talking about?"
charles: "what the hell are you talking about?"
leo: "please excuse my friend, he's a speaktard."

speaktard by leonidas queequeg jesus March 6, 2011