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speaktard 

1. N. someone who either consistently or momentarily makes a mistake when speaking

2. N. someone who just sounds like an idiot while speaking

Adj. speaktarded
charles: "hey cutie, i'm, my name umm.. i mean beer?"
random girl: "was that a question or something?"
charles: "yes.. can i buy it?"
random girl: "you're scaring me what the hell are you talking about?"
charles: "what the hell are you talking about?"
leo: "please excuse my friend, he's a speaktard."
Words you can keep

Spedtard 

When someone who is so mentally retarded they aren't allowed near the normal kids.
They can be seen running straight into doors and sexually harassing the class pet.

They will bite and scream so proceed with caution.
Billy is a Spedtard, I saw him jizz in the teacher's coffee and laughed when she drank it.
Spedtard by Spongey_lad October 13, 2019
Related Words
Seatard is a word for the most useless animal in the water, the manatee.
The word was coined by Taylor Ramsauer fo the Mediocre Show.

Eric: Manatees are the retard of the sea.
Taylor: they are seatards.
"All seatards do is get stuck in boat propellers.
seatard by KieranK August 5, 2007

spagtard 

someone who isn't retarded but acts like one.
stop acting like a spagtard
spagtard by mike444444 August 28, 2009
spammer + retard = spamtard.
dude don't be such a spamtard; at least make coherant spam
spamtard by Soy December 1, 2003

Steamtard 

It's a definition of normies people who are fanboying Valve and Gaben to their hearts, this piece of trash launcher often got bugged, Valve didn't give any shit to fix their launcher, in facts the updates comes just for the sake of update for Valve to fools those Steamtard into believe this update makes Valve "cares" with their fans while in reality its not. Valve support also one of worst i've seen from any gaming company!!

Those Steam Fanboy is kind of toxic people who will attack anyone who says anything bad about Valve or Gaben because according to them Gaben or Valve is "never being shady, or doing anything wrong", but they will defend Gaben fat cuck liars with all of their life even though it means being sellout.

Steamtard also kind of people who bomb negative review a game which actually decent but at the same time giving postitive review and defending total garbage broken game like CSGO, Dota 2, TF2, and others game made by Valve which is totally hypocrites and ironic.

They are normies people who blindly follows anything about Valve and hyping it like crazy, they also people who claim overrated handheld console like Steam Deck is "true innovation" while actually Valve being fraud again because they are basically copying the products like GPD handheld which already exists for more than 5 years before they decided to make Steam Deck.

Conclusion: If you are PC gamers be normal fans, don't be like Steamtard because Steamtard are bunch of ignorant retarded shills !!!
Steamtard, Steam Fanboy, Valvetard, Valve Fanboy, Gabentard, Gaben Fanboy, Steam Trash, Valve Trash, Gaben Trash, PC Fanboy, PC Elitist, Steam, Steam Apologist, Valve Apologist, Gaben Apologist

Spedtard 

retarted; another name for specail education and retard put together...spedtard
You Spedtared! You didn't do anything right on this paper! GOSH!!!!!!
Spedtard by Sarah March 6, 2004
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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