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spearfishing

An activity undertaken by males on the pull whereby the protagonist heads out to catch, ie take home, whatever he gets stuck on the end of his spear; indiscriminate hooking up with the opposite sex
'What's he doing talking to that munter?'
'Ah, Jimbo's just spearfishing tonight'
spearfishing by Becca J W September 5, 2007
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Spearfishing

Skinny dipping with a throbbing erection (boner)
When everybody was all, "let's go skinny dipping," I was afraid I'd be the one spearfishing
Spearfishing by SpleenMachine July 25, 2012

Spearfishing

n. The act of copulating. It is used metaphorically in which the spear symbolizes the falice and the fish symbolizes the female genitalia.
"I went spearfishing last night."
"I speared the fish last night."
"My dad and I went spearfishing together last weekend."
Spearfishing by T Castillo August 15, 2007

Spearfishing

I totally went spearfishing on Sammy last night.
Spearfishing by CatInAPool June 9, 2018

Spearfishing kook 

Usually a young guy in his late teens to mid 30s, who is relatively new to the sport of spearfishing with typically less than 2 to 7 years(give or take a couple of years) of experience, who blows up dive spots on social media while sometimes boasting with big fish that they haven't earned the right to spear, shoots prohibited species or undersized fish or takes more than his/her limit, buys the most expensive spearfishing gear that mommy and daddy will allow him to buy in order to look like a "pro" and who likes to patronize older, more seasoned divers.
My favorite dive spot used to be full of fish and void of divers, but ever since a young spearfishing kook blew it up on social media, the reverse situation has happened. RIP, my favorite dive spot.
Spearfishing kook by anonymous June 19, 2022

spearfishing kook 

Usually a young guy in his/her late teens to mid 30s with less than 2 to 7 years(give or take a couple of years) experience, who blows up dive spots on social media, sometimes while boasting with big fish that they haven't earned the right to spear, shoots prohibited species, undersized fish, or takes more than his/her limit, buys the most expensive spearfishing equipment his/her mommy and daddy will allow then to buy and who patronize older, more seasoned divers.
My favorite dive spot used to be full of gamefish and void of divers, but thanks to some spearfishing kook blowing it up on social media, the reverse situation has happen. RIP, my favorite dive spot.
spearfishing kook by anonymous June 19, 2022

Spear Fishing For Shit Sharks 

The act of having anal sex and during the removal of said cock pulls out a shit shark on the end
Tito: Damn homie are you Spear Fishing For Shit Sharks?

Me: Hellz yeah you know it look at this extra large shit shark i caught!

Tito: It looks angry!
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