Splatfishing

When you put time into a female and get used to her face the way it is, then she takes her make up off and you feel like you even know her anymore.

The term is "Splatfishing" and used in reference to a female. "Yo dawg, you remember (insert any name). You know how we was talking for like six months and i took her out like 16 times, right? Well i finally got her to my house and was about to smash and she asked me where my hand towels were, so i go into the bathroom to show her and half her face is in sink and she looked up at me looking like the creature that grabs ppl feet at night." "Damn dawg, you got splatfished.."

by Mickmaster420 May 6, 2018

splavishing

It's a combination of the words "splendid" and "lavish". Usually referencing those things that are overwhelmingly pleasing.

The lady in the pink shorts looked splavishing.

by AS68 August 28, 2009

Scatfishing

When you create a fake profile to deliberately catfish a piece of shit

After being ghosted by Ray after they spent a weekend together Danielle made a fake profile based on all of Ray's favourite things to scatfish him. "Ray is a piece of shit and deserved the scatfishing "

by Fozzie's Bear May 7, 2021

spearfishing

An activity undertaken by males on the pull whereby the protagonist heads out to catch, ie take home, whatever he gets stuck on the end of his spear; indiscriminate hooking up with the opposite sex

'What's he doing talking to that munter?'
'Ah, Jimbo's just spearfishing tonight'

by Becca J W September 5, 2007

slutfishing

To go searching for cheap sex with wonderfully skanky sluts.
While this can often refer to "trolling" (aka taking whatever will follow) or tournament slutfishing (keeping the beauties, throwing back the trash).
Slutfishing is most common around the college campuses of America, although it is also a popular pastime in gyms, bars, whorehouses, massage parlors, restaurants, malls, streets, up in da club, the beach, the lake, deez nutz, the dump... okay, I was just kidding about the dump. You get the picture. You can pursue this activity in just about any bastion of freedom.

#1
Wendy: "I'm sorry I fucked your brother."
J: "If I had known that, I woulda been slutfishing when you were on the rag!"
Wendy: "Don't say that! You didn't mean that!"
J: "Okay, maybe I didn't. But I still would've motorboated your sister either way."

#2
Donny: "I'm bored. What should we do?"
Ralph: "Let's go to that club with that terrible DJ."
Donny: "Oh yeah! The music makes me want to puke raw shit out through my mouth, but the slutfishing there is excellent this time of night!"
Ralph: "We might as well. It's been a while since I've had the clap."

#3
Little Timmy: "Daddy? Are you going slutfishing with your friends tomorrow?"
Dad: "Yes son, we are."
Little Timmy: "What does that mean?"
Dad: "It means that we try to get knobjobs from any skank that's willing to give 'em."
Little Timmy: "What do you use for bait?"
Dad: "Well, here's what my grandpappy taught me... Carry a few extra bucks to buy Jager shots at the end of the night, and then whip out the Philly blunt to seal the deal. Also, having immediate access to pizza can help deter any fat, cockblocking friends."

by hotcats January 10, 2009

Spearfishing kook

Usually a young guy in his late teens to mid 30s, who is relatively new to the sport of spearfishing with typically less than 2 to 7 years(give or take a couple of years) of experience, who blows up dive spots on social media while sometimes boasting with big fish that they haven't earned the right to spear, shoots prohibited species or undersized fish or takes more than his/her limit, buys the most expensive spearfishing gear that mommy and daddy will allow him to buy in order to look like a "pro" and who likes to patronize older, more seasoned divers.

My favorite dive spot used to be full of fish and void of divers, but ever since a young spearfishing kook blew it up on social media, the reverse situation has happened. RIP, my favorite dive spot.

by anonymous June 19, 2022

spearfishing kook

Usually a young guy in his/her late teens to mid 30s with less than 2 to 7 years(give or take a couple of years) experience, who blows up dive spots on social media, sometimes while boasting with big fish that they haven't earned the right to spear, shoots prohibited species, undersized fish, or takes more than his/her limit, buys the most expensive spearfishing equipment his/her mommy and daddy will allow then to buy and who patronize older, more seasoned divers.

My favorite dive spot used to be full of gamefish and void of divers, but thanks to some spearfishing kook blowing it up on social media, the reverse situation has happen. RIP, my favorite dive spot.

by anonymous June 19, 2022