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spanfrans 

A group of crackheads w a parrot, an unidentified object human kettle thing and the mother of 2 short ppl, an octopus, a grandpa cat, an abusive dinosaur, discombobulated fish #1 and #2.
The spanfrans is spanish and french spelt wrong
spanfrans by BellaTaeStanThx June 29, 2020
A fag at spawn (0, 0 or nearby) who kills players and is an overall dickhead
Commonly dwelling on Minecraft anarchy servers such as 2b2t or 9b9t.
They stay at spawn being an annoying piece of shit that nobody likes.
<random small player> You fucking jackass I was just trying to get to my base to dupe
<annoying spawnfag> hahahahahaha sit down nn dog!!!!!!!
spawnfag by SynonymRoll January 5, 2020

Spanfrans hand sanitizers 

Drugs the spanfrans made from a kangaroos hand gel.
The spanfrans hand sanitizers tastes good.
n. In any FPS game, to kill a player as they spawn, preventing them from any chance to fight back. It's one of those cheap ways to rack up frags.

It is also known as spawn killing, or spawn camping.
If you spawn camp on my server, you will be booted.
spawnrape by Steve Ed. April 8, 2004
v. In FPS computer games, to hide near enemy spawn points killing players as soon as they appear, usually because one lacks playing skills or has an exceptionally weak ego.
If you spawnrape on this server, you will be kicked.
spawnrape by Mystikan December 30, 2003
The art of repeatedly spilling your seed on an expecting person: While waiting for your girlfriend to come home start the act of masturbation holding your spawn until she pulls into the driveway. When your girlfriend walks up the driveway and opens the front door proceed to jump out from behind the door and BLAM spawn all over her. Your girlfriend will become totally pissed and bitch about how this is totally disgusting and you are immature and bitch you out for a least a half our. During this period you will laugh inside because you are going through your refractory period. Your girlfriend will get in the shower because you are going out that night. While your girlfriend is in the shower start masterbating again ...holding your seed until she gets out and then BLAM spawn all over her. When she bitches you out for a half hour while getting ready to go out laugh on the inside as you build up more spawn. Tell your girlfriend you need to shower for your night out. During the shower start masturbating again and then run butt naked and BLAM spawn all over her going out clothes. This is the art of a spawn trap.
Dude we were so late getting to the bar because I spawntrapped my bitch 4 times after she got off work
Spawntrap by G8-7 November 12, 2011
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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