pwner

1. someone who completely dominates other people, making them seem like nubs.

2. s0me0ne wh0 is l337 bey0nd c0mp4re.

"Damn did you see Randy's headshot on that nub? Randy is a pwner!"

by randy the pwner February 06, 2004

pwner

Someone who owns n00bs and makes them cry with his uber computer skills.

Man im such a pwner.

by MyCoal July 12, 2005

pwner

Pwn originated when a warcraft map creator misspelled "own" and thus pwn came into play.

Dude im pwing those orcs!

by Michael/halfamitten/mpd May 08, 2005

pwner

A boner you get from pwning too hard or too much, or FROM something that pwns too hard or too much.

Woah, dude, I just popped a pwner when I took out that n00b with a USP from 300 yards.

or

Elfen Lied was so awesome it gave me a pwner.

by ggnrkkthxbai September 30, 2006

pwner

a nerdish powergasm, typically after discovering some new all-powerful combination or build.

GM- dude, a red great wyrm with all the metabreath feats and knows invisibility and greater invisibility along with all the summon monster spells!
player- WTF!?! WE WOULD ALL FUCKING DIE!
GM- I know. I'm getting a pwner already.

by Spaz De Kat March 22, 2010

pwner

Getting a hardon at a very inopportune time and it totally PWNS you.

"Hey, Viteri, are you going to get up?"

"Negs, i have a pwner."

by cfgyu November 10, 2004

pwner

A new word used to describe the typical discord mod. A male who's around 200kg as a result of sitting around most of the day while heroically patrolling the channels. The courageous actions of the "pwner" attracts many loyal minions throughout the server such as discord memeber known as "Dio". When the "pwner" isn't in his circle meat massage with fellow mods, he's thinking of new revolutionary statements and rules to pull out of his stretched out poop hole. Overall being a "pwner" means being a one of a kind intriguing human who can only be found in the darkest corners of discord.

"I'm pwner so I own all of you!"
"here comes pwner, let's get outta here"
"here comes pwner, let's bend over or open our mouth"
"I pwner declare that Ryzzy and Toadskii are enemies of the state!"
"Aye Godot let's invite pwner to tonight's circle jerk"
"Yo don't disturb pwner, he's in his daily e-sex session. Shotistic is the lucky one today"
"I'ma go tell papa pwner on you!"
"Pwner why are you moaning my name on voicechat?"

by Y/S Ryzzy January 11, 2022