Spalaing 

To Spala: The act of intentionally clicking a spoiler that you know you should not be clicking.

Originating from Discord user LucidDreamingEnigma#2309 (Spala) who just can't not click any spoiler she sees.

Shit, I accidentally spala'd that... That kinda ruins the twist of the series :/

I've been spalaing too much lately... I should really get into the habit of not clicking every spoiler I see :/

Spalaing by Exeos September 30, 2020

Spalingle 

A word you can literally use in place for any other word. In any language. Ever.

Dude I totally spalingled that spalingled, if you're spalinglin' me, you spalingle?

Spalingle by TrollInTheDungeons June 14, 2011

brown spalding 

A deviant sex act in which one shaves the head of his/her partner, then takes a shit on the partner's head. "Spalding" refers to the ball manufacturer of the same name, hence the bald head.

Also known as a hot fudge sundae.

Tom: So did you give her an Alabama hot pocket?
Shaun: Nah, we wanted to try something new, so I gave her a brown spalding.

brown spalding by Smeg-tastic Cack Cheese July 30, 2009

wild spalding

when your banging a girl from behind in the bathroom and you keep dunking her head in the toilet.

At first we thought he had given her a swirly the he told us he had given her a wild spalding.

wild spalding by Bob cenco the 3rd December 25, 2008

Spalding Beer 

A half empty (or half full depending on how you look at it) can or bottle of beer. Most found during or after private school parties. Occurs when Catholic school boys try to look really cool by saying "hey brah, I drank like 25 beers last night"...when really all they did was drink 3 sips then put the can down to get a new one.

You could get wasted if you drank the SPALDING BEERS that are laying around.

damn, this must have been a private school party...there are lax stix and spalding beers everywhere.

Spalding Beer by Biznah September 19, 2005

spalding 

any abandoned beverage especially/typically occurring after/during a big party...coined by the Beasters of EC Glass High School class of 1990

It is a reference/ode to "Spalding" the teenage character in "Caddy Shack" who at one point in the movie slinks down the bar finishing all the left behind beers and cocktails

There were a bunch a lighweights at the party last night as indicated by the hundreds of spaldings we had to clean up.

spalding by jcollege May 18, 2009

spalding 

The term coined when a man rubs one out into his lovers eyes whilst she/he sleeps. The semen then hardens as the lover sleeps blissfully unaware of the surprise waiting for her/him when they awake.

The term "spalding" originated from an unknown source, but has become a popular name for this most beloved of sexual pranks.

Matt jizzed into Doug's eyes whilst he was sleeping. The next morning, Doug awoke to find that he couldn't open his eyes. Trying to remove the crispy and slightly sticky residue from around his eyes, his fingers and face got all gunked up.

Matt gave Doug a very nice spalding last night after a lovers tiff!

spalding by Jam-Master Jay March 13, 2008