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To wet a clump of toilet paper and whip it at a wall so it sticks. When it dries out it will still be sticking.
Man did you see the splatsy in the bathroom? It was made up of at least four rolls of toilet paper!
Splatsy by quack dealer January 9, 2012
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Fat Spats 

The layer of fat which drapes from the ankle around the circumference of the foot. Derived from "spat", meaning a cloth or leather gaiter covering a shoe upper, fastened with a strap.
Akin to "cankle".
Allison knew that she had eaten too many pogos when she saw her fat spats in the mirror.
Fat Spats by Cankle Cops March 18, 2009

spotsylvania high school 

Dirty ass, illiterate, redneck county school. Mostly built on country white people with few groups here and there of black folk. Lots of fake people and shit talkers. Teachers are disrespectful and air heads.
“Ever been to a Spotsylvania high school party?” “Yea man that shit was lit, they played bodak yellow and everything “
Spotsy is short for Spotsylvania County, Virginia
I didn't feel like saying Spotsylvania, so i said Spotsy.
Spotsy by glamourcide June 13, 2008

spatshank 

cool, sik, fuckin bad, good
your girlfriend is spatshank
spatshank by shaun pryce January 14, 2004

SpattyWank

When you bone a fat chick
Guy1: Hey i spattywanked that new chick last night
Guy2: Nice!!!
SpattyWank by allen gnudi November 21, 2006
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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