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To wet a clump of toilet paper and whip it at a wall so it sticks. When it dries out it will still be sticking.
Man did you see the splatsy in the bathroom? It was made up of at least four rolls of toilet paper!
Splatsy by quack dealer January 9, 2012
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Fat Spats 

The layer of fat which drapes from the ankle around the circumference of the foot. Derived from "spat", meaning a cloth or leather gaiter covering a shoe upper, fastened with a strap.
Akin to "cankle".
Allison knew that she had eaten too many pogos when she saw her fat spats in the mirror.
Fat Spats by Cankle Cops March 18, 2009

spotsylvania high school 

Dirty ass, illiterate, redneck county school. Mostly built on country white people with few groups here and there of black folk. Lots of fake people and shit talkers. Teachers are disrespectful and air heads.
“Ever been to a Spotsylvania high school party?” “Yea man that shit was lit, they played bodak yellow and everything
I didn't feel like saying Spotsylvania, so i said Spotsy.
Spotsy by glamourcide June 13, 2008

spatshank 

cool, sik, fuckin bad, good
your girlfriend is spatshank
spatshank by shaun pryce January 14, 2004

SpattyWank

Guy1: Hey i spattywanked that new chick last night
Guy2: Nice!!!
SpattyWank by allen gnudi November 21, 2006