statsy 

A word used before an insult to amplify the insult itself.

"Dude Cisco can't hang tomorrow, what a statsy little cunt"

statsy by Crimsonfucker1782 August 13, 2017

statsy 

A term used before an insult to amplify the insult itself.

"Dude Cisco can't hang tomorrow, what a statsy little cunt."

statsy by Crimsonfucker1782 August 13, 2017

PKA stats 

Synthesized information for the purpose of making a point or furthering an argument.

Matt: No way 1 out of 10 cops kills an innocent man every day.
Jordie: Fine, those were just pka stats. They really are evil though.

PKA stats by The Rape Squad Killa May 19, 2014

Statey

Common slang term for State Police.

Gettin' pulled over by a statey is bad enough, but you're screwed if it's a short woman statey with something to prove.

Statey by TerminalSaint April 10, 2004

statsporn 

Statsporn - noun. An arbitrarily detailed statistical breakdown of information which provides no greater understanding but fills reports or especially weak assignments designed primarily to give the reader something to look at. Statsporn is most often accompanied by a figure or infograph.

The Feltron Annual Report about his life is filled with statsporn like the breakdown of clothing purchases in a year by colour.
This report is a not great is there no statsporn we can fill it with?

statsporn by John Nelson January 18, 2008

Statyk 

A person who is afraid of women, due to his lifetime of avoiding them while playing repetitive Facebook games. Often times they will shave their arms and legs to feel like the women they crave. Typically obsessed with Japan or other Asian countries.

Man, Mark better get a girlfriend soon or he will end up a Statyk.

Statyk by Braphoghunter April 23, 2019

Stasya 

The best person in the world. Also a great volleyball player!

Stasya is the best!

Stasya by Awesome Person 1428 April 15, 2020