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Spartakick 

Spartakick is a front kick to the torso from one person that propels another person's full body mass through the air, especially into inescapable death or in a downward direction, so named because of the famous line and action from 300 where King Leonidas kicks the Persian ambassador down a well.
"William Wallace spartakicked the governor down the hill toward the execution post for slitting the throat of his wife." "Malcolm Reynolds spartakicked Krull into the engine of the Serenity when Niska's enforcer would not listen to reason."
Spartakick by Eruandil-Yan June 12, 2008
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sparta kick 

1. The act of kicking someone in the chest after they incorrectly identify something with an "a" at the end.

2. Kicking someone in the chest.

Both derived from the famed scene in 300
1-
Person A: Aww, I see you're playing a xylophone.
Person B: THIS IS MARIMBAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

2-
Dude did you see that UFC fight? That guy just totally got sparta kicked.
sparta kick by hoboace December 27, 2007

Sparta Kick 

A kick usually performed by lifting ones leg to chest level and pushing forward with intention to kill.
"Madness?" "This is SPARTA!!!" *Kicks someone into a hole*

Gannondorf can perform this action in Super Smash Bros. Brawl for the Nintendo Wii system by pressing forward and A with the Gamecube controller or forward and 2 with the wii remote held sideways.

"Ima Sparta Kick someone"
Sparta Kick by Porkman1309 December 5, 2009

Sparta Kick 

A kick that is delivered while the kicker yells "This is Sparta" at the kickee, whom then proceeds to fall into a hole or off of some sort of ledge.
Bob: Hey John.
John: What?
Bob: This is Sparta!!
John:Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh
Bob: Thats my fifth Sparta Kick today.
Sparta Kick by The Antman August 19, 2008

Spartacock 

A rugged and incredibly handsome man having a penis with gladiator like traits. Superior strength, always hard and up for a tight challenge. Can be easily aroused. Spartacocks have the unique ability to shoot large amounts of cum at lengthy distances with such great force. This effect can cause leakage for days. Some men use their spartacocks like a sword or gag their victims. They can commonly be found on cocky mid-aged mongrel men who are referred to as sexy beasts.
Man, that David sure has a stunning spartacock!

I was leaking for days after he spartacocked me.
Spartacock by S....G..... November 16, 2011

Spartakicks 

Sandals that look like they could be worn by the Spartans. Most likely to be worn by females, also known as "gladiator shoes".
"Dude check out that chick's sandals. I think she was in that movie 300. Well, those Spartakicks definitely were."
Spartakicks by reezyyy September 5, 2009

Sparta Kick 

Verb: To kick a person in similar fashion to the kick done by King Leonidus in 300.

How to do it: This is achieved by having a reasonable distance between you and the target, enough for you to successfully plant your foot on the targets' chest. It is best to do this in rebuttal to a persons statement, while screaming your point at them.
Dirty Crimo bitch: Man, Bullet for My Valentine is so angy! You need to chill out, listen to some All Time Low, it sooo hot.

Me: All Time Low? THAT'S! FOR! FAGGOTS! and then you Sparta Kick them. Preferably into a hole.
Sparta Kick by Mr. Slowbear August 26, 2010