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Spartacock 

A rugged and incredibly handsome man having a penis with gladiator like traits. Superior strength, always hard and up for a tight challenge. Can be easily aroused. Spartacocks have the unique ability to shoot large amounts of cum at lengthy distances with such great force. This effect can cause leakage for days. Some men use their spartacocks like a sword or gag their victims. They can commonly be found on cocky mid-aged mongrel men who are referred to as sexy beasts.
Man, that David sure has a stunning spartacock!

I was leaking for days after he spartacocked me.
Spartacock by S....G..... November 16, 2011
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Spartakicks 

Sandals that look like they could be worn by the Spartans. Most likely to be worn by females, also known as "gladiator shoes".
"Dude check out that chick's sandals. I think she was in that movie 300. Well, those Spartakicks definitely were."
Spartakicks by reezyyy September 5, 2009
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Spartakick 

Spartakick is a front kick to the torso from one person that propels another person's full body mass through the air, especially into inescapable death or in a downward direction, so named because of the famous line and action from 300 where King Leonidas kicks the Persian ambassador down a well.
"William Wallace spartakicked the governor down the hill toward the execution post for slitting the throat of his wife." "Malcolm Reynolds spartakicked Krull into the engine of the Serenity when Niska's enforcer would not listen to reason."
Spartakick by Eruandil-Yan June 12, 2008

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
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