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Non-conformist

Anyone who is not swayed by public opinion. They could be the nerdy kids who go to the downtown library or a the religious kid or anyone.
Ironically, there is a sub-set of conformism where people will start wearing all black, get a couple piercings, and start listening to goth music while telling people they are "non-conformists." These people are really, really annoying.
He started listening to Voltaire, he thinks he's such a non-conformist,but he's just following a different crowd.
by hoboace October 8, 2007
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sparta kick

1. The act of kicking someone in the chest after they incorrectly identify something with an "a" at the end.

2. Kicking someone in the chest.

Both derived from the famed scene in 300
1-
Person A: Aww, I see you're playing a xylophone.
Person B: THIS IS MARIMBAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

2-
Dude did you see that UFC fight? That guy just totally got sparta kicked.
by hoboace December 27, 2007
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troll killer

One on a message board who takes care of trolls by reporting them, getting large numbers of users to block them, or humiliating them. There are troll killers who rise to the occasion as needed and there are troll killers who simply do it for fun.
That guy just BRUNED the troll, he's such a troll killer.
by hoboace October 8, 2007
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california

Only state in the union that's more satisfied with itself than Texas, Virginia, and all of the New England States combined.
person A: I'm from California, LOVE ME!!!!
person B: Why are you patting yourself on the back?
by hoboace December 9, 2007
mugGet the californiamug.

Avril-Hater

An Avril-Hater can come in two forms. They're a person who:

A) is over thirteen
OR
B) has an IQ above 100 and doesn't have to buy every single bit of genero-pop record companies put out.
Avril-fan 1: Ooooo mi god, hes sukh an avril-hater! It make me so angy i wan 2 go sk8-bored baly!
Avril-fan 2: Gracious me! I've just heard some actual music. With you know, meaning and an actual rhyme-scheme. I've got to go return this tie to my brother.
by hoboace October 11, 2007
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Man Challenge

1) When your manhood has come into question, and you challenge the question-er to prove your manliness

2) Any time a person's manliness is said to be insufficient

3) A competion
1) person a- Jim is lucky he's not in a coma! He drank over half a case of beer last night.
person b- What?! Why?
person a- Man Challenge

2) person a- No, it's okay, just carry two, we all know you're a little...
person b- Are you challenging my manhood?

3) Ladies can have Man Challenges too, despite their name, Man Challenges don't see gender.
by hoboace January 10, 2008
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Abused Puppy Syndrome

A condition where a person, who is typically picked on and made fun of, develops a deep crush on the first person who is nice to them. Named after the tendency for beaten dogs to follow around people who feed them. APS is characterized by:

-The writing of long love letters and notes, signing them as "Secret Admirer"
-The following of the nice person around the halls of your school, office building, or any other place where people assemble
-Excessive staring
-Writing the nice person's name over and over and over again
-Efficaciousness
-Awkward smiling
Nice Person: I defended that nerdy girl in front of a couple football guys and now she keeps staring at the back of my head in Math!

Nice Person's friend: I told you not to get involved, now you've got a full-blown case of Abused Puppy Syndrome on your hands.
by hoboace October 21, 2007
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