Definitions by hoboace
Cereal Orgy
1. When you have multiple cereals, but none of the boxes has enough to make one bowl of cereal, so you mix two or more cereals to make one full bowl.
2. When you have two or more cereals in one bowl.
2. When you have two or more cereals in one bowl.
Lucky Charms, Rice Krispies, Fruity Pebbles, Chocolate Rice Krispies, Cookie Crunch, Frosted Flakes, Peanut Butter Crunch, and Chocolate Lucky Charms can combine to make the Holy Grail of Cereal Orgy's!
Cereal Orgy by hoboace January 6, 2009
Knee-Beard
The extra leg hair (typically found on males) found beneath the knee that is thicker and sometimes darker than the rest of the leg hair. Knee-beards do not extend into the shin or move up from the top of the knee.
Knee-Beard by hoboace February 17, 2008
Man Challenge
1) When your manhood has come into question, and you challenge the question-er to prove your manliness
2) Any time a person's manliness is said to be insufficient
3) A competion
2) Any time a person's manliness is said to be insufficient
3) A competion
1) person a- Jim is lucky he's not in a coma! He drank over half a case of beer last night.
person b- What?! Why?
person a- Man Challenge
2) person a- No, it's okay, just carry two, we all know you're a little...
person b- Are you challenging my manhood?
3) Ladies can have Man Challenges too, despite their name, Man Challenges don't see gender.
person b- What?! Why?
person a- Man Challenge
2) person a- No, it's okay, just carry two, we all know you're a little...
person b- Are you challenging my manhood?
3) Ladies can have Man Challenges too, despite their name, Man Challenges don't see gender.
Man Challenge by hoboace January 10, 2008
sparta kick
1. The act of kicking someone in the chest after they incorrectly identify something with an "a" at the end.
2. Kicking someone in the chest.
Both derived from the famed scene in 300
2. Kicking someone in the chest.
Both derived from the famed scene in 300
1-
Person A: Aww, I see you're playing a xylophone.
Person B: THIS IS MARIMBAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
2-
Dude did you see that UFC fight? That guy just totally got sparta kicked.
Person A: Aww, I see you're playing a xylophone.
Person B: THIS IS MARIMBAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
2-
Dude did you see that UFC fight? That guy just totally got sparta kicked.
sparta kick by hoboace December 27, 2007
california
Only state in the union that's more satisfied with itself than Texas, Virginia, and all of the New England States combined.
california by hoboace December 9, 2007
Abused Puppy Syndrome
A condition where a person, who is typically picked on and made fun of, develops a deep crush on the first person who is nice to them. Named after the tendency for beaten dogs to follow around people who feed them. APS is characterized by:
-The writing of long love letters and notes, signing them as "Secret Admirer"
-The following of the nice person around the halls of your school, office building, or any other place where people assemble
-Excessive staring
-Writing the nice person's name over and over and over again
-Efficaciousness
-Awkward smiling
-The writing of long love letters and notes, signing them as "Secret Admirer"
-The following of the nice person around the halls of your school, office building, or any other place where people assemble
-Excessive staring
-Writing the nice person's name over and over and over again
-Efficaciousness
-Awkward smiling
Nice Person: I defended that nerdy girl in front of a couple football guys and now she keeps staring at the back of my head in Math!
Nice Person's friend: I told you not to get involved, now you've got a full-blown case of Abused Puppy Syndrome on your hands.
Nice Person's friend: I told you not to get involved, now you've got a full-blown case of Abused Puppy Syndrome on your hands.
Abused Puppy Syndrome by hoboace October 21, 2007