troll killer

One on a message board who takes care of trolls by reporting them, getting large numbers of users to block them, or humiliating them. There are troll killers who rise to the occasion as needed and there are troll killers who simply do it for fun.

That guy just BRUNED the troll, he's such a troll killer.

by hoboace October 08, 2007

Avril-Hater

An Avril-Hater can come in two forms. They're a person who:

A) is over thirteen
OR
B) has an IQ above 100 and doesn't have to buy every single bit of genero-pop record companies put out.

Avril-fan 1: Ooooo mi god, hes sukh an avril-hater! It make me so angy i wan 2 go sk8-bored baly!
Avril-fan 2: Gracious me! I've just heard some actual music. With you know, meaning and an actual rhyme-scheme. I've got to go return this tie to my brother.

by hoboace October 11, 2007

Abused Puppy Syndrome

A condition where a person, who is typically picked on and made fun of, develops a deep crush on the first person who is nice to them. Named after the tendency for beaten dogs to follow around people who feed them. APS is characterized by:

-The writing of long love letters and notes, signing them as "Secret Admirer"
-The following of the nice person around the halls of your school, office building, or any other place where people assemble
-Excessive staring
-Writing the nice person's name over and over and over again
-Efficaciousness
-Awkward smiling

Nice Person: I defended that nerdy girl in front of a couple football guys and now she keeps staring at the back of my head in Math!

Nice Person's friend: I told you not to get involved, now you've got a full-blown case of Abused Puppy Syndrome on your hands.

by hoboace October 21, 2007

Man Challenge

1) When your manhood has come into question, and you challenge the question-er to prove your manliness

2) Any time a person's manliness is said to be insufficient

3) A competion

1) person a- Jim is lucky he's not in a coma! He drank over half a case of beer last night.
person b- What?! Why?
person a- Man Challenge

2) person a- No, it's okay, just carry two, we all know you're a little...
person b- Are you challenging my manhood?

3) Ladies can have Man Challenges too, despite their name, Man Challenges don't see gender.

by hoboace January 10, 2008

Cereal Orgy

1. When you have multiple cereals, but none of the boxes has enough to make one bowl of cereal, so you mix two or more cereals to make one full bowl.

2. When you have two or more cereals in one bowl.

Lucky Charms, Rice Krispies, Fruity Pebbles, Chocolate Rice Krispies, Cookie Crunch, Frosted Flakes, Peanut Butter Crunch, and Chocolate Lucky Charms can combine to make the Holy Grail of Cereal Orgy's!

by hoboace January 06, 2009

long-sword

Nerd terminology for erections

When she walked by I whipped out my long-sword

by hoboace October 11, 2007

New York

To the general public:
A large city on the United State's east coast

To the people who live there:
The center of the universe

Public:
I've got a 4:30 flight to New York tomorrow.

Residents:
Other cities? What do you mean?

by hoboace October 11, 2007