When your girlfriend has been on mad
one for days and her voice has finally given. So now you can finally be brave and
wind her up properly , as there is no consequence for you current self, but for you future self, of whom you empathize but self destructively cannot save, much
like your partners voice.
Shut up with that spare change voice. I didn't care then , and I
don't now , setal petal. If you want to use your mouth you can Nosh us off like a good crackhead, as your ears are sick of your own voice
box, and that's why it's cut out.
And I swear if your spastic
ass hits me one more time, you
will Mr Tumble down those stairs.
(Clap between syllables towards her towards the end to add in a little phizaz women love it)