Definitions by Pom123

Spare change voice 

When your girlfriend has been on mad one for days and her voice has finally given. So now you can finally be brave and wind her up properly , as there is no consequence for you current self, but for you future self, of whom you empathize but self destructively cannot save, much like your partners voice.

Shut up with that spare change voice. I didn't care then , and I don't now , setal petal. If you want to use your mouth you can Nosh us off like a good crackhead, as your ears are sick of your own voice box, and that's why it's cut out.

And I swear if your spastic ass hits me one more time, you will Mr Tumble down those stairs.
(Clap between syllables towards her towards the end to add in a little phizaz women love it)

Spare change voice by Pom123 April 8, 2022

Cheesy Frog Wop 

A racist french man who hasn't washed for weeks.

Don't you start you cheesy Frog wop

Cheesy Frog Wop by Pom123 April 8, 2022

Mr Tumble 

To push your retarded girlfriend over when she has an attitude

Don't start spaz head or I'll Mr Tumble you down them fucking stairs

Mr Tumble by Pom123 April 8, 2022

Jaffa Snake 

A pasty and sickly looking ginger chav

with Brady eyes who will likely steal anything from an e-cig to his own sisters virginity, and then stab you in the back.

"You wanna chill with Connor pal?"

"Na, don't trust him, man looks like a Jaffa Snake"

Jaffa Snake by Pom123 April 8, 2022

Pisskin

When a fat ginger resembles a pumpkin but also smells of piss on account of being fat and ginger

"Alright Pisskin".. "fuck off I'm mousey blonde" .. "yea but your still fat and smell like piss don't you, pisskin?" "Fuck off!"

Pisskin by Pom123 April 8, 2022

Scrambled Egg 

To have sex with your female partner during menstruation

Your birds on bro, haven't you got blue balls? Na bro, we put a towel down and made a scrambled egg

Scrambled Egg by Pom123 April 8, 2022

Kulture Karen 

A wealthy uncultured individual who doesn't understand Rasta mouse and petitions to have it banned for being offensive when infact Caribbean toddlers and parents loved the show

My godmother's wounded . Kulture Karen's ruined her son's favorite show when they've no black acquaintances themselves. Madness

Kulture Karen by Pom123 April 8, 2022