Spankmonk

Spankmonk meaning Fat

1) Christian Warner is "Spankmonk"

2) Damn that ass "Spankmonk"

by SlatSlime June 23, 2019

spacemonkey

as said by Tyler Durden. one willing or set out to sacrafice themself for the greater good.

Like a monkey being shot out to space.. a space monkey.

by fight club February 22, 2003

spongmonkey

The Spongmonkeys are a specie of animal, possibly alien, that have the ability to levitate, there are only two that we know of that are unnamed. This is their story:

Once a band of kittens were very popular and would perform songs of many types, the people loved them.
The Spongmonkeys became jealous of their talent and quickly threw together an act of their own about the moon, every warped person out there loved it and this little act even landed them a endorsement with Quiznos subs, needless to say, the Spongmonkeys hit the big time and became more popular then the kittens with little effort. What luck!

The Spongmonkeys should be greatful of their incredable luck and timing.

by Jeff September 23, 2004

SpankBank

the collection of images, thoughts, dreams, and desires one conjures to heighten arousal in order to achieve climax; In regards to Self Gratification/Masturbation

I went home last night and pulled one from the spank bank to get off

by cooter March 7, 2003

spazmonkey

Spazmonkey: an insult, to point out the fact that the person is 'retarded', a 'fool'.

Don't look at me like that, you fuckin' spazmonkey!

by Spazzy McFuck June 18, 2004

spongmonkey

a googly eyed jungle rodent that has massive teeth and can sing and play the guitar

One day i was walkin in the jungle when i saw a Spongmonkey playing the guitar

by Alexander Corner July 28, 2003

spackmonaut

Someone whose spasticity is astronomical.

"Paulo? Forget it. That guy's a total spackmonaut."

by Chris K December 18, 2004