spackmonaut

Someone whose spasticity is astronomical.

"Paulo? Forget it. That guy's a total spackmonaut."

by Chris K December 18, 2004

spazmonaut

The term used to describe someone who acts in an idiotic fashion.

"for fucks sake Jeeves, you're such a spazmonaut"

by TacoJonesAndTheBurritoOfDoom February 7, 2008