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spankles

An severely obese person has "spankles" when a roll of fat at their ankles separates their legs from their feet. Very tight foot wear can cause a "spankling" effect on a moderately large person, where the flesh folds over the tops and backs of the shoes. Spankles are an undesirable condition which can be prevented with regular diet, exercise, and appropriate footwear. The same condition at the wrists may be called "sprists" or "spuh-wrists".
1. Person A: Wow! Gina's gained a ton of weight.
Person B: Check out those spankles!
Person A: Looks like she's wearing flesh pants!

2. Young Bride: OMG! I can't wear these for my wedding! They're so tight they're giving me spankles!
Friend: Yeah, they look hella nasty.
by SinMickey June 29, 2008
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Spankles

The really weak, spasticated ankles many young ladies inherit whilst in high heels after a couple of drinks. Most often seen at weddings or balls and oft resulting in grazed knees and/or tearful girls.
Kate really found her spankles at the wedding on Saturday, after a few drinks they buckled and she went down like a sack o potatoes.
by Mike Page December 31, 2008
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Spankles

Severe ankle pains.- Usually will occur after a long game or practice of a sport such as football or soccer.
Jeeez, today’s practice was so brutal I got spankles from it
by YungCuzSwaggfacebaby October 13, 2021
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ankle spankles

when your pants are to short for you and they spank your ankles as your walking.
heidi: wow that guys pants are so short theyre spanking his ankles!

elle: dang man, hes got a severe case of ankle spankles
by Elle M. July 28, 2006
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robin sparkles

the canadian pop sensation who sadly, has retired and is working at metronews 1 in NYC
by sparkles51996 April 19, 2009
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shit sparkles

The fecal stains on your undergarment after repeated flatulence (farts).
I noticed the shit sparkles on his underwear as I threw his clothing into the washing machine, gross.
by LaMonaLisa November 20, 2011
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Sparkles and Champagne

a song from a well-knowed youtuber “CJ SO COOL
Sparkles and Champagne, Vip my section royalty looking sexy you know that be my bae
by ykwhojayis June 15, 2021
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