spankin it

placing ones hands on their own genitals and performing hand sex, it normally ends in one releasing cum.

I caught Steven spankin it in the bathroom when i walked in to go pee.

by heather love. April 28, 2007

Spankin' it

When you have not popped your cherry and your fishing from the park.

Stu-Harrison have you popped your cherry?
Harrison-no
Stu-Harrison your spankin' it!

by James Bohn April 29, 2011

Spankin' it

Masturbating. Spanking the monkey. Jerkin' it.

I don't know why people have to 'beat around the bush' when defining this word. Spankin' it is masturbating.

by Tman227 October 8, 2016

spanking it

1. see masterbation
2. (saying)When a man attempts to excite his penis via vigorously rubbing against something rubbing his penis physically or rubbing/hitting the genitals in an attempt at arrousal or for the purpose of masterbation
3. Often an act done during sex in which the man slaps the ass of his partner often for those hardcore sexos or those who have a fetish(fantasy/turn on) for pain 'n pleasure

Oh ya johnnies sure spanking it now (often done when a man's arrousal is exicited to such a level he can no longer contain the desire to not

by MK March 20, 2005

Hilary Swankin it

A phrase used to describe someone with an adrogynous appearance, like Hilary Swank in the movie Boys Don't Cry. This is a slightly inappropriate comment because the movie is based on a real person and the storyline is sad BUT most people don't read that much into it and just get the point that Hilary Swank is unattractive as both male and female.

"OMG! Did you see what Leslie is wearing today? Totally Hilary Swankin it!"

"Man, I dunno what's up with Josh but he's been Hilary Swankin it ever since he watched that one episode of Oprah!"

by teh Rach-hellz March 2, 2009

Spanking it up to a ton

Spanking it up to a ton is a variation of nursing a semi.

This porn is going no where, I've been spanking it up to a ton for ages now.

by matt_dude23 December 19, 2011

Spankinator

A dad who always beats his kids.

I’m scared to break any rules or get in in trouble because my Spankinator dad will kick my ass.

by Jahamez May 7, 2019