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spainish 

a word used in place of the words Spanish or Hispanic. used when someone tries to say something culturally relevant but doesn't quite have the intelligence to say it correctly.
spainish by pureunadulteratedspite December 12, 2018

Spankanism 

Jamie suffers from spankanism
Spankanism by JamieN February 12, 2010

Spanklish 

Spanish is the language of love, love is the language of lovers, and English is the language of ... most everything else. So it was only a matter of time before they entwined themselves around each other and began engaging in a modern threesome. This term refers to any conversation that combines English, Spanish, and all things bedroom. ¡Porque cuando estas en cama, no puedas tener suficientes palabras ... ni suficientes lenguas!
Him: Mi amor, quiero que me lengua passé por tus labios.
You: Mm, si, speak Spanklish to me, bebe.
Spanklish by sqrrlgrrl May 16, 2018

Spankifist 

A fetish of being spanked, or to spank those who practice pacifism.
Person 1- "Isnt john a pacifist?"

Person 2- "Only partially, he likes giving a good spanking if you ask nicely"
Person 1- "ohhhhh he's a Spankifist"
Spankifist by COOKIEMAN5000 December 14, 2021

Birthday spankings 

To strike the ass of a person on their birthday, giving them the amount of swats as their age(for example, a 16 year old would get 16 whacks to the butt). This practice originated in North America as a way to celebrate someone's birthday. There are several ways to do birthday spankings: over the knee, bent over furniture, under the arm, or everyone lines up with their legs spread apart so the birthday boy/girl can crawl under their legs and as they pass by you, you swat their buttocks. Usually, one or all of the parties involved get sexual ensure out of this
Come over my knee, it's time for your birthday spankings
Birthday spankings by Novanilla January 25, 2015

spainish 

Man or woman who is from Spain, who speaks spanish, but isn't of the "hispanic" color we know of in america: they are white europeans.
"Francisco is from Spain right?" "Yes, but he's not dark-skinned. He's spainish"
spainish by Reed3331 April 25, 2006