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spainish 

a word used in place of the words Spanish or Hispanic. used when someone tries to say [something culturally relevant but doesn't quite have the intelligence to say it correctly.
queen elizabeth defeated the spainish armada
spainish by pureunadulteratedspite December 12, 2018

Spankanism 

Jamie suffers from spankanism
Spankanism by JamieN February 12, 2010

Spanklish 

Spanish is the language of love, love is the language of lovers, and English is the language of ... most everything else. So it was only a matter of time before they entwined themselves around each other and began engaging in a modern threesome. This term refers to any conversation that combines English, Spanish, and all things bedroom. ¡Porque cuando estas en cama, no puedas tener suficientes palabras ... ni suficientes lenguas!
Him: Mi amor, quiero que me lengua passé por tus labios.
You: Mm, si, speak Spanklish to me, bebe.
Spanklish by sqrrlgrrl May 16, 2018

Spankifist 

A fetish of being spanked, or to spank those who practice pacifism.
Person 1- "Isnt john a pacifist?"

Person 2- "Only partially, he likes giving a good spanking if you ask nicely"
Person 1- "ohhhhh he's a Spankifist"
Spankifist by COOKIEMAN5000 December 14, 2021

Birthday spankings 

To strike the ass of a person on their birthday, giving them the amount of swats as their age(for example, a 16 year old would get 16 whacks to the butt). This practice originated in North America as a way to celebrate someone's birthday. There are several ways to do birthday spankings: over the knee, bent over furniture, under the arm, or everyone lines up with their legs spread apart so the birthday boy/girl can crawl under their legs and as they pass by you, you swat their buttocks. Usually, one or all of the parties involved get sexual ensure out of this
Come over my knee, it's time for your birthday spankings
Birthday spankings by Novanilla January 25, 2015

spainish 

Man or woman who is from Spain, who speaks spanish, but isn't of the "hispanic" color we know of in america: they are white europeans.
"Francisco is from Spain right?" "Yes, but he's not dark-skinned. He's spainish"
spainish by Reed3331 April 25, 2006
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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