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Spandicap 

A person who can only be described as a spastic and mentally handicapped.
Look at that spandicap running around eating a pritt stick like it's a snow cone.
Spandicap by Hearseespeak September 2, 2016
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Spandicap 

A person that is both handicaped and a spastic
oh that Katie one is a spandicap
Spandicap by Sexy moma May 17, 2019

Sandicapped 

The act or situation of dumping your girlfriend to only want her back weeks later, but only to realize she has moved on to another man. Causing a feeling of depression and humiliation as you beg for her to come back.
Derek felt sandicapped as he begged for his ex-girlfriend to come back into his life.
Sandicapped by Gville11 March 16, 2011

Sarandicapped

One who is completely inept at the use of saran wrap or any type of plastic wrap. Their mind is not developed enough to grasp the static plastic technology and thus usually resort to the use of wax paper or Tupperware. In extreme cases of the illness the individual simply throws out all leftovers and makes no attempt to salvage the remains of a dinner.
Adam is completely sarandicapped. He has the hardest time using plastic wrap so he just throws out all his leftovers.
Sarandicapped by Jangus Shaymuss September 28, 2010

scamdicapper 

Noun; scamdicap, Verb; scamdicaping, Adjective; scamdicapper: The act of, or a person who, pretends to be a sports handicapper in order to obtain premium monies from vulnerable individuals. This person can usually be identified as a normal looking, physically capable, and otherwise mobile person that imposters the best handicapper in sports betting. (See @thebooksweepers for example of Forb’s Best In Business Sports Handicapper).
I promise you that you will win $1,000,000 if you bet 48 parlays today using 8 of my Whale pick plays. It will only cost you $499 to unlock all of my Whale plays. Guaranteed. **note, if you lose your entire life savings today, please call 1-800-betsoff for help because I already have your money. Scamdicapper
scamdicapper by B Bucks July 30, 2019

Sandscape 

1a: The opersite of a kryptix
1b: Amusing child who spends life building websites for the needy.
"Oh look at the cute little sandscape"
Sandscape by Nameless July 24, 2004

Spandicular 

Exclamitory phrase used when a guy or girl sees a hot guy/girl in tight spandex pants....woo hoo!
"OMG! See him!"
"Hell yes, look at them pants"
"SPANDICULAR!"
Spandicular by Josh_am January 7, 2008
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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