Scamdicap 

Noun; scamdicap, Verb; scamdicaping, Adjective; scamdicapper: The act of, or a person who, pretends to be handicapped in order to obtain premium parking privileges. This person can usually be identified as a normal looking, physically capable, and otherwise mobile person who should have no difficulty walking the distance from a normal parking spot to the door of a public building.

Aw dude, all the good parking spots are taken now we will have to park in the 3rd row from the building and walk. Too bad we couldn't just park in one of those empty handicap spots. No worries bra, check this out, before we left I grabbed my grandmas' handicap tag. Front row here we come! don't forget to limp! Dude you are a scamdicap!

Scamdicap by rkwh April 26, 2013

Spandicap 

A person who can only be described as a spastic and mentally handicapped.

Look at that spandicap running around eating a pritt stick like it's a snow cone.

Spandicap by Hearseespeak September 2, 2016

Sandicapped 

The act or situation of dumping your girlfriend to only want her back weeks later, but only to realize she has moved on to another man. Causing a feeling of depression and humiliation as you beg for her to come back.

Derek felt sandicapped as he begged for his ex-girlfriend to come back into his life.

Sandicapped by Gville11 March 16, 2011

scamdicapper 

Noun; scamdicap, Verb; scamdicaping, Adjective; scamdicapper: The act of, or a person who, pretends to be a sports handicapper in order to obtain premium monies from vulnerable individuals. This person can usually be identified as a normal looking, physically capable, and otherwise mobile person that imposters the best handicapper in sports betting. (See @thebooksweepers for example of Forb’s Best In Business Sports Handicapper).

I promise you that you will win $1,000,000 if you bet 48 parlays today using 8 of my Whale pick plays. It will only cost you $499 to unlock all of my Whale plays. Guaranteed. **note, if you lose your entire life savings today, please call 1-800-betsoff for help because I already have your money. Scamdicapper

scamdicapper by B Bucks July 30, 2019

scamdinavia 

A name for a place or a region where scams are common, prevalent, and spread around. A person who comes from such a place as Scamdinavia is called Scamdinavian or Scamdiv.

My friend became a victim of a money scheme from Scamdinavia.

scamdinavia by Al Pikart April 14, 2019

Sandicap 

A sandicap is a sandbaggers handicap. In golf, one plays to their specific handicap, which allows them x shots per round. However, some take advantage of this and claim they are worse than they actually are in order to gain more strokes. This type of person would be known as a sandicapper.

Even though Dan usually shoots par for the course, he has his handicap listed as a 10. This 10 would be Dan's sandicap.

Sandicap by mFranchize March 14, 2012

Spandicap 

A person that is both handicaped and a spastic

oh that Katie one is a spandicap

Spandicap by Sexy moma May 17, 2019