Sandscape 

1a: The opersite of a kryptix
1b: Amusing child who spends life building websites for the needy.

"Oh look at the cute little sandscape"

Sandscape by Nameless July 24, 2004

Sandschafer 

A person that has fantastic drinking abilities. This person has a high tendency for being accurate in decision making situations, especially when booze is involved.

That guy has to be a Sandschafer because he has amazing drinking abilities.

Sandschafer by sandschafer March 30, 2010

SANDYCANE 

The Oct.,'12 storm that pummeled the eastern states.

We survived SANDYCANE.

SANDYCANE by jpg3 October 28, 2012

Sandpaper Grandma 

The sexual act of filling a woman's vagina with sand, her queefing it out into the partner's face, followed by the partner performing oral sex on her vagina.

His girlfriend refused to go to the zoo, unless if she got a sandpaper grandma.

Sandpaper Grandma by WOOKIEE698 March 14, 2011

sandpaper glove 

A hand job from a rough-handed female thus uncomfortably scraping your dong.

That bitch had rough hands felt like she was jerkin me with a sandpaper glove.

sandpaper glove by Ronnie Ace August 4, 2012

soundscape 

an atmosphere or enviroment created with sound

Sigur Ros' music puts a soundscape in my mind

soundscape by John Constantine May 15, 2006

Midnight Landscaper 

Is a person that goes out at night (usually on Weekends, under the influance of Beers) and does burnouts on front lawns of others property.

Lagwagon Lyrics to "Stockin the Neighbors":

"...Dave's a midnight landscaper, and he's working overtime, And he is full throttle--full throttle tonight. (Alright!)..."

Midnight Landscaper by Daggettaylor August 4, 2008