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by Hearseespeak September 2, 2016
Get the Spandicap mug.All Murphy's gym work was paying off because his bangina has reached new levels, his girlfriend was actually complaining about needing a break during sex now.
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Get the Bangina mug.A trampion is someone that is a tramp but they are so good at it that they would be described as a champion tramp. You are the best tramp, you win the championship, you massive TRAMPION
by Hearseespeak July 4, 2025
Get the Trampion mug.Cockfidence (noun):
The effortless confidence a man has when he knows he is well-endowed. It’s not arrogance — it’s the calm, unbothered self-assurance that comes from being blessed below the belt. When a guy is walking around with cockfidence, everyone can feel it, even if no one says it.
When your third leg legally qualifies you for a Blue Badge and a special parking space. But that is just an added benefit of it.
The effortless confidence a man has when he knows he is well-endowed. It’s not arrogance — it’s the calm, unbothered self-assurance that comes from being blessed below the belt. When a guy is walking around with cockfidence, everyone can feel it, even if no one says it.
When your third leg legally qualifies you for a Blue Badge and a special parking space. But that is just an added benefit of it.
“He walked into his toxic ex’s engagement party like he was checking the post — zero emotional disturbance. That’s cockfidence.”
“He doesn’t raise his voice in arguments. He just smiles that ‘you’ll cry later’ smile. That’s cockfidence seasoned with emotional damage.”
“She tried to insult him in front of everyone and he just said, ‘You’ve never recovered from me.’ That’s cockfidence layered with cruelty.”
“He doesn’t chase. He observes. He lets people ruin the chance themselves. That’s cold-blooded cockfidence.”
“He said ‘Heal first, then talk to me.’ She hasn’t slept since. That’s cockfidence with a body count.”
“He doesn’t raise his voice in arguments. He just smiles that ‘you’ll cry later’ smile. That’s cockfidence seasoned with emotional damage.”
“She tried to insult him in front of everyone and he just said, ‘You’ve never recovered from me.’ That’s cockfidence layered with cruelty.”
“He doesn’t chase. He observes. He lets people ruin the chance themselves. That’s cold-blooded cockfidence.”
“He said ‘Heal first, then talk to me.’ She hasn’t slept since. That’s cockfidence with a body count.”
by Hearseespeak November 10, 2025
Get the Cockfidence mug.The unique state of being both extremely high and unmistakably Irish at the same time. Often accompanied by philosophical rambling, sudden cravings for crisps, and an accent that gets thicker with every inhale.
Hi-rish - Adjective
Hi-rish - Adjective
Hi-rish - Sometimes I look at my mate and wonder how this absolute champion manages to end up in such outrageous shapes. Then it hits me — he’s Hi‑rish by design, built for chaos straight from the factory.
The higher we get, the more Irish we become — and the best part is, nobody does getting high and being Irish quite like us, the Hi‑rish.
The higher we get, the more Irish we become — and the best part is, nobody does getting high and being Irish quite like us, the Hi‑rish.
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