The act or situation of dumping your girlfriend to only want her back weeks later, but only to realize she has moved on to another man. Causing a feeling of depression and humiliation as you beg for her to come back.

Derek felt sandicapped as he begged for his ex-girlfriend to come back into his life.

Sandicapped by Gville11 March 16, 2011

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Sarandicapped

One who is completely inept at the use of saran wrap or any type of plastic wrap. Their mind is not developed enough to grasp the static plastic technology and thus usually resort to the use of wax paper or Tupperware. In extreme cases of the illness the individual simply throws out all leftovers and makes no attempt to salvage the remains of a dinner.

Adam is completely sarandicapped. He has the hardest time using plastic wrap so he just throws out all his leftovers.

Sarandicapped by Jangus Shaymuss September 28, 2010

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scamdicapper

Noun; scamdicap, Verb; scamdicaping, Adjective; scamdicapper: The act of, or a person who, pretends to be a sports handicapper in order to obtain premium monies from vulnerable individuals. This person can usually be identified as a normal looking, physically capable, and otherwise mobile person that imposters the best handicapper in sports betting. (See @thebooksweepers for example of Forb’s Best In Business Sports Handicapper).

I promise you that you will win $1,000,000 if you bet 48 parlays today using 8 of my Whale pick plays. It will only cost you $499 to unlock all of my Whale plays. Guaranteed. **note, if you lose your entire life savings today, please call 1-800-betsoff for help because I already have your money. Scamdicapper

scamdicapper by B Bucks July 30, 2019

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Sandscape

1a: The opersite of a kryptix
1b: Amusing child who spends life building websites for the needy.

"Oh look at the cute little sandscape"

Sandscape by Nameless July 24, 2004

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