Spallower

A bitch who be sucking Ninetoes cock, and she attempts to swallow but ends up spitting just a little bit in the process, similar to trying to shotgun a beer and backwashing onto the outside of the bottleneck.

On her application for the casting couch she stated she was a professional with the head game, but once she bottomed out on the shaft, and tried to shotgun the load, we quickly realized she was untrained and that she was a Spallower

Spallower by NINE-mothafuckin-TOES January 15, 2022

salloween 

adj/noun – a pitifully weak attempt at celebrating Halloween

I thought their Halloween decorations were wimpier than my dentist’s: a couple of paper jack-o’-lanterns and black cats, with some cobwebs stingily strewn about – never seen such a salloween.

salloween by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ October 29, 2011

thong swallower 

An ass so big and/or round, from behind it isn't apparent that they are wearing a thong at all.

-"Wow, that girl's got serious booty."
-"I know, it must be a thong swallower."

thong swallower by TakingARideOnTheFailboat September 16, 2010

knob swallower 

A derogatory term for a faggot.

Jessis told me she tried to fuck Stoney last night, but it turns out he is not into chicks. He is a fucking knob swallower!

knob swallower by QPump August 5, 2011

Your mother should have swallowed you

You are sperm. Sperm is what fertilizes the egg, creating you. When people say this, they're saying your mother should have instead given head, and swallowed the sperm which was cummed in her mouth, instead of having regular sex, and having you. You are that sperm, so if she would have swallowed the sperm, she would have swallowed you. It's basically like saying your dad should have had sex with a condom...if someone tells you this, they're calling you a mistake, and looking down on you as a useless lifeform. It's actually a very clever line if used as an insult.

"You was never shit, your mother should have swallowed you" - Big L in a freestyle session in '98.

Your mother should have swallowed you by PlatinumBD August 25, 2009

Pork Sword Swallower

One who enjoys partaking in the pleasures of having a man's penis frequently in his or her mouth. They are usually quite passionate with their hobby of engulfing miles of manmeat.

My girlfriend Bonnie does a great dissapearing act when she swallows all of my juicy cock. She is a stupendous pork sword swallower, and does it with such vigor and professionalism. A real go getter.

Pork Sword Swallower by Craven Snatch January 7, 2009

Swallower's Remorse 

After swallowing gizz from a b.j., wishing one hadn't done so. Usually because the cum flavor was nasty, almost made one choke, or there was nothing to wash away the aftertaste with or realizing that it may not have been a safe swallow due to not knowing much of the sexual history of the cum dumper.

One Girl to Another: I totally have Swallower's Remorse!!

Another: Why?

Girl: I gave JP head last nite, but the flavor was just nasty! I mean he smokes cigarettes and guys who smoke have nastier gizz, but his was positively rancid! I gargled half a bottle of Listerine, but I swear I can still taste it!

Another: Maybe he hadn't jerked off in a while.

Girl: You might be right, he seemed really horned up and came quick. Well let's go do shots of Tequila, maybe that will wash it away.

Swallower's Remorse by sarasplayroom.com September 29, 2009