Spafoon

A word used by retards to describe a spork

Bruh, they gave us sporks at lunch.
Sporks? you mean a spafoon?
Bruh, you eat crab with the crust on?

by Ice Poseidon August 31, 2018

spatooni

It is used to express elation.
It's not just a word but an emotion.

Boss: You're getting promoted
Me: Spatooni! I'm so happy.

by TheSaneMain July 16, 2019

Spafoogled

Spafoogled, is the the equivocal to being on the receiving end of a dick bag knee blast, formally known as having a very painful experience either emotional or physical or both

holy fuck jerry, i just got absolutely spafoogled by that chick, Ellie

by FrankWasTaken December 22, 2021

spaffoon

A receptacle for spaff, usually a round flat vessel of earthenware or
metal, sometimes having a cover in the form of a shallow funnel with an
opening in the middle.

Lacking any other suitable receptacle when watching Baywatch Nights, we used our upturned female housemate
with her flaps spread as our communal spaffoon.

by spaggler October 14, 2003

Soggy Spatoon

The act of wrapping your nut sack in wet paper towels to prevent nut to leg stickage, then after a long day unraveling the paper towels and sticking it in someone's face for them to smell the nut sweat.

After a long day of work I took off the paper towels and stuck them in my girlfriends face. She received my soggy spatoon, it was killer.

by Stintbbz14 March 27, 2016

Salty-Spatoon

when fucking a chick(with a rubber), you skeet in the condom, and rub the skeet all over your dick, then you take off the condom and slap the girl around with your "salty-spatoon"

Chester: dude holy shat after a rough night with ryan's mom, i finished off that MILF with a salty-spatoon.

Ryan: dude same here!

by Chester THEE Molester December 20, 2008

spatoon

a girl everyone has hade there turn sleeping with and ejaculating into

hey spatoon, who was it this time.

that girl is a real spatoon.

by Britt McDonelly October 17, 2006