Spafoon
Bruh, they gave us sporks at lunch.
Sporks? you mean a spafoon?
Bruh, you eat crab with the crust on?
Sporks? you mean a spafoon?
Bruh, you eat crab with the crust on?
Spafoon by Ice Poseidon August 31, 2018
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spatooni
spatooni by TheSaneMain July 16, 2019
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Spafoon • Seafoon • Spadoon • Spadooning • Spadoonk • spaffoon • Spafoofa • Spafoogled • spagoon • spamoon
Spafoogled
Spafoogled, is the the equivocal to being on the receiving end of a dick bag knee blast, formally known as having a very painful experience either emotional or physical or both
Spafoogled by FrankWasTaken December 22, 2021
spaffoon
A receptacle for spaff, usually a round flat vessel of earthenware or
metal, sometimes having a cover in the form of a shallow funnel with an
opening in the middle.
metal, sometimes having a cover in the form of a shallow funnel with an
opening in the middle.
Soggy Spatoon
The act of wrapping your nut sack in wet paper towels to prevent nut to leg stickage, then after a long day unraveling the paper towels and sticking it in someone's face for them to smell the nut sweat.
After a long day of work I took off the paper towels and stuck them in my girlfriends face. She received my soggy spatoon, it was killer.
Soggy Spatoon by Stintbbz14 March 27, 2016
Salty-Spatoon
when fucking a chick(with a rubber), you skeet in the condom, and rub the skeet all over your dick, then you take off the condom and slap the girl around with your "salty-spatoon"
Chester: dude holy shat after a rough night with ryan's mom, i finished off that MILF with a salty-spatoon.
Ryan: dude same here!
Ryan: dude same here!
Salty-Spatoon by Chester THEE Molester December 20, 2008
spatoon
spatoon by Britt McDonelly October 17, 2006
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