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Spamton(Spamton G. Spamton) from Deltarune Chapter 2 , his first encounter text reads as follows
HEY EVERY !! IT'S ME!!!
EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE Number 1 Rated Salesman1997
SPAMT
SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!!
WOAH!! IF IT ISN"T A...
LIGHT nER! HEY-HE Y HEY!!!
LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE All Alone On A Late Night?
ALL YOUR FRIENDS, Abandoned you for the slime YOU ARE?
SALES, GONE DOWN THE Drain Drain??
LIVING IN A GODDAMN GARBAGE CAN???
WELL HAVE I GOT A Specil Deal FOR LONELY Hearts LIKE YOU!!
IF YOU'VE Lost Control Of Your Life
THEN YOU JUST GOTTA GRAB IT BY THE Silly Strings
WHY BE THE Little Sponge WHO HATES ITS $4.99 LIFE
WHEN YOU CAN BE A
BIG SHOT!!!
BIG SHOT!!!!
BIG SHOT!!!!!
THAT'S RIGHT!! NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A BIG SHOT!!
AND I HAVE JUST.
THE THING.
YOU NEED.
THAT'S
Hyperlink Blocked.
YOU WANT IT.
YOU WANT Hyperlink Blocked, DON'T YOU.
WELL HAVE I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU!!
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SHOW ME.
YOUR HeartShapedObject.
YOU'RE LIGHT neR< AREN'T YOU?
YOU'VE GOT THE [LIGHT.]
WHY DON'T YOU
Show it off?
HAEAHAEAHAEAHAEAH!!
hey I heard Spamton from Deltarune Chapter 2's pretty hard
Spamton by Sanemero57 September 30, 2021
Related Words

Spamton g Spamton 

a man of the pipis.
"I've always ben a man of the pipis a real pipis person!" Spamton g Spamton.
Spamton g Spamton by asxdghjkl September 27, 2021

Spamtonism 

The Spamton religion. We worship our lord and savior spamton and tuck him into bed and read our god bedtime stories. come join us to praise the mosquito man, amen
"Who do you believe in?"
"I BELIEVE in the BIG SHOT Lord and Saavior spamton, JOIN [NOW!!] Spamtonism!.🙏"
Spamtonism by ellgun October 16, 2021
Just a [slime] who wants to give you some kromer. The best thing about him is HYPERLINK [BLOCKED].
HE HE HEY! IT'S ME YOUR [old friend] SPAMTON!
Spamton by KelTheMaster September 30, 2021

Spamton G. Spamton 

A washed up ventriloquist dummy living in a garbage can that appears in Toby Fox's chapter 2 of his recently popular game Deltarune.

also a tumblrsexyman somehow
Oh look its my favorite character Spamton G. Spamton!. Isnt he a tumblrsexyman?... what.

spatooni 

It is used to express elation.
It's not just a word but an emotion.
Boss: You're getting promoted
Me: Spatooni! I'm so happy.
spatooni by TheSaneMain July 16, 2019
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