Spadoon

A fucked up spoon.

Friend : “Yo dude, that spoons totally fucked!”
“Yeah man, I use it to beat my children.” Now it’s a spadoon.

by Unclefucker69 April 6, 2023

Spadooning

The act of repeatedly slapping an erect penis on someone’s bare ass cheeks.

Before backshots, I had to practice my spadooning on Linda. It’s like the New Zealand Rugby team getting pumped up with the Haka.

by HuntG12521 January 7, 2025