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Crappy little Warwickshire town, notable only for the worst chippy in existence and having its roads constantly shut for HS2.
P1: Let’s go out for the day in Southam
P2: Where?
Southam by Paedodolan December 26, 2020
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Southam is a small town in Warwickshire, There are a number of pubs for adults, but no night club or landmark area.

There isn't a lot for this kids tand young people to do so there is a lot of crime.
I got mugged in Southam.
Southam by ajuk November 22, 2009
A town in Warwickshire. With a high school in the top percentage in Britain. A friendly atmosphere and many useful facillities. The teenagers come in the dozen, but are also very polite.. No problems here!
Southam is a small market-town.
Southam by Idontcaretbf.2222 May 21, 2011

amy southam 

Amazing , strong , sexy ,beautiful!! Great at English and can spell amazingly. Also Calum's property
Hey you're Like Amy Southam when you spell
amy southam by Lily02020202.2 December 11, 2016

Southamptoned 

sau-tham-tuhnd

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when your squad gets obliterated during a transfer window
Damn! Arsenal got Southamptoned for 5 straight seasons!
Southamptoned by KlNGEDY0 July 28, 2014

southmayne swipe 

To steal something; as would be likely to occur in and around a certain street in a certain town of Basildon.
"I southmayne swiped Tom's car"

"I southmayned a slice of that pizza"
southmayne swipe by suspirln January 24, 2020

Southmeck 

A school full of fake gangbangers and stinky ass hoes🤢🤮
They must go to southmeck
Southmeck by Realasnigga223 January 20, 2019
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