South Orange 

Contrary to popular belief, South Orange, NJ is not the hood. Neighboring towns may be but South Orange is a quaint town with gaslights lining the streets. The whites and blacks live together in harmony and hold hands singing in the hallways of Columbia High School. Birthplace of Kevin Spacey, Lauryn Hill, and Nicole Jacobson, this is a town to remember.

Yo let's score some rock in South Orange.
Nah son, that's East Orange.

South Orange by jerseygirl234234 December 17, 2007

South Orange Middle School 

A school located in South Orange NJ, full of kids, who wear Air Force 1s and carry around their hydro flasks, the banos smell like pig pen just took a shit, but a cute orange greets you at the front of the school.

South Orange Middle School: My son is a high honor roll student at SOMS.

South Orange Middle School by hotdoritoss November 29, 2019

South Orange County 

A place God designed himself to replicate heaven. It has everything lookin pimped, the best weather in the country, the highest population of hot chicks who are chill as fuck, and most of us are rich. One day I met this chick in my home town Laguna Niguel at the gym. She was basically a maximized version of all the other chicks in the OC- she was super fuckin hot, rich, smart, chill, smoked weed and loved house music like me. One day we cruise to the Irvine Spectrum in her BMW to chill, and on our way there we listened to Deadmau5 and tranced the FUCK out both high as fuckk on med. grade chronic. After we park I say "so girl where you wanna go?" she all the sudden unzips my pants and gives me head... it was at that moment I knew I had it all. We did this same thing almost everyday before she went to Berkeley and I went to USC. We still keep in touch and say all the time how we are moving right back to south OC after college. NOWHERE can compare to South OC.

Orange County utopia euphoria South Orange County

South Orange County by OC kid April 6, 2011

South Orange County 

1.The best place on earth to live.
2.The RICH part of Orange County, CALIFORNIA
3. Home to the most beautiful people, beaches & weather =)
4. MTV flims "Laguna Beach" here in South Orange County
5. You see a Bentley 5 times a day

I live in SOUTH Orange County.. Not North County.. Ew.

"Oh that rich kid must live in south orange county because he's driving hIS father's bentley"

South Orange County by barbie erica June 22, 2006

South Orange Socs

South Orange Kids are also called “socs.” These “socs” are mostly native to the Newstead area, which houses the rich whiny and spoiled children of the South Orange Maplewood region. They have the mentality of 50-year-old men (they argue over golf) and the looks of cave men. They seem to think they are better than everyone else and constantly unnecessarily verbally assault multiple victims. Bitches

wow that kids a dick and hes ugly, must be a south orange socs

South Orange Socs by Apollo Crede June 15, 2006

South orange kids

South orange or soms kids claim they are better than mms kids but really, all soms students are dramatic, fake, overreactive, and have no chill. They will always be feuding with mms kids about who is better but at the end of the day, it’s obvious mms is better. Some kids are basic and bitches and think they are the shit when they really just want attention and are each other’s only friends. They think they have flames but could never win a roast battle. They are so cringy except a few 2017-2018 6th graders. They are white trash with fake yeezys.

“Yo did you see those soms kids today?” “I know . They were doing the whip and nae nae in a circle and cheering each other on.” “South orange kids claim they are better than mms kids but really, all soms students are dramatic, fake, overreactive, and have no chill. They will always be feuding with mms kids about who is better but at the end of the day, it’s obvious mms is better. Some kids are basic and bitches and think they are the shit when they really just want attention and are each other’s only friends. They think they have flames but could never win a roast battle. They are so cringy except a few 2017-2018 6th graders. They are white trash with fake yeezys. ”

South orange kids by Fortniteislife May 10, 2018

Maplewood/South Orange 

A cool place in Jersey only a short train ride away from NYC. The highschool where young residents attend can be seen in the film Garden State starring Zack Braff, a graduate of said Highschool. Other famous grads include Lauryn Hill and the Fugees. The people are chill, the beer is cheap, and the weed is plentiful.

This town blows chunks!

I know, I wish we lived in Maplewood/South Orange!

Maplewood/South Orange by Mw/SO June 11, 2006