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solunavax
(Noun) A blockchain protocol that is majority owned and centrally administered by a group of venture capitalists that are usually US and often San Francisco Bay Area based.
Instead of the usual properties of a cryptocurrency exhibited by the likes of for instance Bitcoin, Ethereum and Cardano - decentralised, secure, scalable - these blockchain protocols are typically neither secure nor decentralised, or even generally stable, while potentially achieving scaling that comes close to Microsoft SQL Server 2019.
Certain versions of solunavax come with a VC on/off switch out of the box, others have a complete Ponzi scheme baked in. All of them come with highly toxic but generally fluid communities that are financially incentivised to lash out at everything that’s not a solunavax
Instead of the usual properties of a cryptocurrency exhibited by the likes of for instance Bitcoin, Ethereum and Cardano - decentralised, secure, scalable - these blockchain protocols are typically neither secure nor decentralised, or even generally stable, while potentially achieving scaling that comes close to Microsoft SQL Server 2019.
Certain versions of solunavax come with a VC on/off switch out of the box, others have a complete Ponzi scheme baked in. All of them come with highly toxic but generally fluid communities that are financially incentivised to lash out at everything that’s not a solunavax
Wow that’s an awesome blockchain you have there, shame it’s a solunavax, could never degrade myself by investing in it
Have you heard of Blacoin it’s the newest Ethereum killer? Yeah I looked at it for one second, it’s a solunavax don’t even waste your time mate
Have you heard of Blacoin it’s the newest Ethereum killer? Yeah I looked at it for one second, it’s a solunavax don’t even waste your time mate
solunavax by Crypto connoisseur April 14, 2022
Car Sauna
A game of endurance between 2 or more people, only playable on a hot day.
To play, park your car and, with the engine still running, turn the air conditioning off, wind up the windows and turn the heater onto full power. All the players must sit in the car for as long as they can take it. The first to get out of the car loses.
For added tension, bring a thermometer.
To play, park your car and, with the engine still running, turn the air conditioning off, wind up the windows and turn the heater onto full power. All the players must sit in the car for as long as they can take it. The first to get out of the car loses.
For added tension, bring a thermometer.
Guy #1: It's so hot and humid... This fan isn't even helping.
Guy #2: Perfect conditions for a game of Car Sauna!
Guy #2: Perfect conditions for a game of Car Sauna!
Car Sauna by Nottel Inyu July 13, 2009
Saunaklonkku
It's a typical game people play in finland in sauna. One guy goes under the seats and sticks his fingers up someones ass and if they move they have to go next.
Saunaklonkku by Kinkkukebabmajoneesi November 3, 2020
Sauna Gollum
A game played in a sauna in Finland. One person is chosen as Sauna Gollum, and goes under the benches. Sauna Gollum's objective is to poke the people sitting on the benches from underneath, and the first one to rise up becomes the new Sauna Gollum. Great game to be played with naked friends.
Sauna Gollum by Krzo October 28, 2019
obama sauna
The hot feeling sometimes accompanied with sweat to include the palms fealt when it is realized that you have not done your job or done a job wrong
My boss man caught me asleep on the job and I went into an instant Obama sauna even though the temperature had to be in the 50's
obama sauna by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026