Methane and sulfur compounds are stuff that comes out of your butt. It's basically a fart. The methane is the loud part of the fart, while the sulfur compounds are the stinky part. The more sulfur compounds it has, the stinkier the fart.
Ew! Who let out methane and sulfur compounds? It stinks! Stinky fart!
When your dick is so dank it smells like sulfur and/or tastes like sulfur. Often developed through poor hygiene or sweat from busting your ass after a long hard day of work.
Boyfriend: Baby I know I worked all day but I need a blow job.
More scientifically accurate, Potassium Yttrium Sulfide, this spells KYS. If somebody tells you this, they either respect you enough to shit on you or really fucking hate you.
Doctor: I think you're retarded.
Retard: What can I do doctor?
Doctor: One 10mg pill of potassium yttrium sulfur should be sufficient.
Retard: thx doc!
The symbols of these elements spell out "FUCKBiTcHeSGeTmONeY." Alternate ways to do this include replacing Helium (He) and Sulfur (S) with Hydrogen (H) and Einsteinium (Es), and/or replacing Bismuth (Bi) with Boron (B) and Iodine (I). Some people have been clever enough to use this as their yearbook quotes.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.