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1. an element. Atomic Mass 5 on the periodic table. A non metal.

2. A boorish moron.

~ Boron is classified as a non-metal and has 5 protons and 5 electrons.

~ You are by far the biggest Boron on the face of this earth.
by Dan.D. March 30, 2009
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Boron, or Borons plural, describes a person or persons who are both moronic and boring.
Example: Come on you Borons! Let's go do something fun instead of sitting around all day!
by Cammalammadingdong July 22, 2012
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The combination of the words "bore" and "moron".
One scientist was such a boron that he named an element after what he was.
by Mike the Ekim December 23, 2004
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a person who talks the most but says the least
Don't encourage the boron, he'll keep talking....
by b December 27, 2004
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BORON~ n. Boron is a combination of boring and moron. It is self-defining through one's behavior.
Boron ~ n. "Sir, (yawning) you are a total boron." adj. "Sir, (ho hummming) that is the most boronic statement I've heard in years." v. To boron. "Dude, you better jack up on coffee. That gal will boron you into a coma in a nanosecond."
by Cletis L Stump July 16, 2016
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a bozo, and moron at the same time.


used, to avoid moron, in which some certain literature teachers of my own will category as swear words.
omg! can you belive tht boron just got her earwax on my brand new ipod headphones!!


grrr. what a flippin boron, can you belive that??
by aeromonkey74 December 31, 2008
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An element in the Periodic Table of Elements.... not an adjective.
Jessie: Elle is such a boron!
Stacey: Jessie, no one can be a boron, it’s a periodic element. Not an adjective. Therefore, you can’t use it to describe someone, it wouldn’t make any sense.
by I’m bored June 02, 2018
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