Sornd

Assulting bums with a billy club

Sornding is my life.
Sornding is my favorite fall activity!

by mrblonde94 October 18, 2013

Pulling a Sound of Music

Gallivanting with exuberance through a valley, over a hill, across a field, or into a sunset. Usually performed until physical exhaustion resulting in collapse.

Internal Monologue- “I need to be writing, but my writers block makes me wants to take off running into the wheat field around this building, arms stretched wide, until I collapse. I can just imagine judgmental eyes starring on from the parking lot as they silently ponder the reason why I’m “Pulling a Sound of Music” this afternoon. “Did he get fired?” “Is someone chasing him?” “Should we run too?” When I tire, I’ll take a swan dive into the wheat and disappear below the stocks; out of sight. That’s where I’ll lie until I can come to grips with sitting at my desk for the rest of the day. I’m sure security will be called due to this strange behavior and they’ll surely investigate only to find me slowly disappearing out of sight and into the Kansas abyss. They’ll laugh and dub me the “Wheat Runner”. A slow walk back will return me to the building and my desk where I will, of course, deny ever having done such a thing despite the numerous eye witness accounts.

by Darren Besert March 29, 2017

sonder

The realization that there aren't any main characters in the world and everyone has a complex life, thoughts, crushes, relatives, dreams and mind just as your own.

Essentially whilst you're the main character in your life, you're also a background character in someone else's.

The knowledge that both I and you reading this are actual people like the remaining 8 billion of us is making sonder hit me like a truck.

by B O I B O I March 6, 2022

The Sound of Forgiveness

Often times sounds like screaming and then silence.

Carl: "Shhhhhh, do you hear that? That's the sound of forgiveness"

Paul: "That's the sound of people drowning Carl."

Carl: "That is what forgiveness sounds like, screaming and then silence."

by Lightning533 January 6, 2011

Well, sweet mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic f*cking eagle

When you hear Armin Arlert's voice for the first time.

Keith Shadis-- Well, sweet mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic f*cking eagle.

by fifalinathesoccerball December 25, 2014

popcorn sound

Common sound when turning up a low quality speaker to its maximum. A crackling noise which drowns the lyrics and is amplified with bass boosted remixes.

Frequently affected, but not limited to, are music genres such as phonk & trap-rap.

"Kyle is blasting popcorn tunes again."
"Sorry, my speaker broke so my Honda only pumps popcorn."

"Popcorn music only hits my sweet spot when driving at night with the homes."

"I don't like popcorn sounds when smoking pot, as it turnes my bakedness to whole grain."

by gedise September 17, 2021

safe and sound

to be completely healthy, and free of any harms, commonly used after a dangerous situation

Two guys were stalking me, but now I'm safe and sound.

by SevenxH August 20, 2011