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Fat upper arms that, due to fattness, take on the appearance of giant hams. Hams + arms = harms.
Jojo is not a pretty girl, but when I see her harms, I get really hungry.
harms by Dr Kellie February 12, 2010
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A real big idiot. Someone who thinks in an antiquated manner--someone afraid of change and progress.

Additionally, someone who eats a ton of broccoli.
That obnoxious Braves fan is being a real harms about the DH.
harms by Joseph Joe Jobe Dirt June 20, 2011
shortened version of Harmonica...thats it.
Yo this chick brought me a harms and some flowers and shit, playin the harms is sweet.
harms by Rufio Z September 16, 2012

harms syndrome 

subjecting oneself to the manipulative forces of the opposite sex. Act strangely around females and have no will or motivation whatsoever. If a victim is asked to do something they comply shamelessly and do not complain. Victim is reduced to a pathetic lifeform within in days and spends most of his time watching chick flicks.
My god what happened?

Its too late now he's got harms syndrome.
harms syndrome by Isaach December 5, 2006
That joke had me dead...just like harms mom
Harms mom by Plum15 May 27, 2018

Yucky Harms

A phrase used to negatively describe the perceived nutritionally horrid breakfast cereal "Lucky Charms".
Fred and Martha are in the grocery store's cereal isle...

Fred: Look at all the overweight and unhealthy children nowadays.

Martha: I know Fred! And I think I've found one of the culprits! (points to a box of Lucky Charms)

Fred: It must be from those kids all eating Yucky Harms! The nutritionally horrid breakfast cereal with hideous surprises!
Yucky Harms by YuckyUs May 23, 2011

taite harms

Really awesome person with really cool stuff. He is a crazy man, and is not afraid to kill. Yet, he is a very awesome and cool man.
"Did he you what Kanye West was saying about himself? He's trying to be Taite Harms!"
taite harms by NAstyy August 1, 2014
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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