a woman of highly educated pedigree (academically, socially and otherwise). Fluent in various forms of public etiquette, yet is equally knowledgeable of the latest strip club songs, brilliantly updated on most prime-time rachet cable programs and conversant in the tongue of hoochie mama. She's the kind of woman who can waltz at a ball, but when Juicy J's "Bands A Make Her Dance" begins blaring from the sound system, she'll be the the first one to twerk, but at least keep her shoes on in an attempt to control herself.
Darquisha: Look at Moriah twerk like she don't have a job!
Mersaydeez: Yeah girl, she may be all corporate and sh*t, but she down. She sophistirachet.
adj. sexy, yet sophisticated; being sexy with class; tastefully appealing to the opposite sex.
Showin every inch of ya goodies is skanky; wearing a clothes that accentuate your silhouette and compliment your assets yet leaving something to the imagination, thats sophisti-sexy.
A bowling shoe sophisticate is person who dresses in outré clothing when going to a nice restaurant, such as leisure suits, boloties, and bowling shoes. Obviously, this is meant sarcastically.
Yes, Hector was a true bowling shoe sophisticate: he wore yoga pants, a university sweatshirt, and - yes! - bowling shoes with the size on the back.