Sooned 

Its a word that doesn't/shouldn't exist. But it does anyway because fuck it.

I sooned realized you're gay lol.

Sooned by gayfaggot#8990 December 15, 2018

Sooned 

When a game developer says that they will show or update "soon"

X: damn they sooned us again

Sooned by ElNico56 August 7, 2019

The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it. 

The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it. — A faux positive statement to lighten a heinous situation that will stick with you for the rest of your life.

1) Police homicide photographer documenting the scene of a mass shooting at an American high school:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

2) Family cleaning out a closet after the death of a loved one:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

3) An American citizen voting for president in the 2024 election that will determine the destiny of our democracy:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

This and other techniques like this are taught in cults and at Harvard University. No, I’m not kidding Harvard has a Hap-y-ness Studies Program. It’s designed to control populations and foment political overthrow. They’d “like to teach the world to sing — in perfect harmony.”

See Mad Men series Finale.

And shudder.

The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it. by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 15, 2023

Stoned 

What happens to you after smoking some killer Dro (mostly Indica strain) or large quantities of Reggie which lead you to being like a stone, and what do stones do? Nothing, they stay in one place motionless. When this occurs to you after smoking Marijuana you are stoned my friends! Stay high

Motionless Stoned

Stoned by OGKilluh13 September 9, 2013

Sooner Born Sooner Bred 

Quality of superfans of the University of Oklahoma. People who possess this quality should be born in the state of Oklahoma or born of parents or a parent that attended the University of Oklahoma, and have always been a fan of the University of Oklahoma Sooners from the time they first laid eyes it.

Sooner Born Sooner Bred and when I die I will be Sooner Dead!

Sooner Born Sooner Bred by soonerborntwerp October 19, 2012

get two birds stoned at once 

My personal favorite rickyism, I say it all the time - definitely good for some comic relief. Instead of "get two birds with one stone"

Watch Trailer Park Boys!! You will laugh your ass off, guaranteed.

Exactly, get two birds stoned at once

get two birds stoned at once by PhatPJ March 13, 2010

Phone Stoned 

Being Stoned alone but on the phone with your friend who is also stoned.

Joe: I'm bored and alone, lets get phone stoned.

Phone Stoned by ahhandrew August 5, 2010