sioned

a girl who isn't afraid to stand up for what she believes in. she's stubborn as hell, and may be a little outspoken, but at the end of the day she'll always be there for her friends. she's gorgeous, and everyone but her knows it. her name circulates through the halls like she's the latest gossip, but all the while she remains ignorant to her popularity. she'll be there for you through thick and thin, and love you despite your flaws. you can trust her with anything and everything, and once she comes into your life, she's there to stay.

"who's that girl? that gorgeous one over there?"
"oh her? that's sioned."
"she's a dime."
"plus ninety-nine."

by l.melissa November 16, 2011

Sioned

Word used to describe someone with a peachy bum who is a crackhead.

"Many, many chips" said the Sioned.

by kettyspaghetti November 25, 2019

sioned

a highly stupid blonde girl who lives in lyminge

Someone who cant even walk straight

by Adam Thompson November 26, 2004

dirty sioned

A big chested welsh whore that love anal, older men and the doggy position. Also love to sing so has a wide and deep throat.

That’s a dirty sioned right there.
I got with a dirty sioned last night.

by Chicken feet 88838 April 9, 2023

Stoned

What happens to you after smoking some killer Dro (mostly Indica strain) or large quantities of Reggie which lead you to being like a stone, and what do stones do? Nothing, they stay in one place motionless. When this occurs to you after smoking Marijuana you are stoned my friends! Stay high

Motionless Stoned

by OGKilluh13 September 9, 2013

get two birds stoned at once

My personal favorite rickyism, I say it all the time - definitely good for some comic relief. Instead of "get two birds with one stone"

Watch Trailer Park Boys!! You will laugh your ass off, guaranteed.

Exactly, get two birds stoned at once

by PhatPJ March 13, 2010

Phone Stoned

Being Stoned alone but on the phone with your friend who is also stoned.

Joe: I'm bored and alone, lets get phone stoned.

by ahhandrew August 5, 2010