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a girl who isn't afraid to stand up for what she believes in. she's stubborn as hell, and may be a little outspoken, but at the end of the day she'll always be there for her friends. she's gorgeous, and everyone but her knows it. her name circulates through the halls like she's the latest gossip, but all the while she remains ignorant to her popularity. she'll be there for you through thick and thin, and love you despite your flaws. you can trust her with anything and everything, and once she comes into your life, she's there to stay.

"who's that girl? that gorgeous one over there?"
"oh her? that's sioned."
"she's a dime."
"plus ninety-nine."

sioned by l.melissa November 16, 2011

Words you can keep

Sioned

Word used to describe someone with a peachy bum who is a crackhead.

"Many, many chips" said the Sioned.

Sioned by kettyspaghetti November 25, 2019

Related Words

sioned • sionedd • dirty sioned • Stoned • Sconed • stoneder • sione • Simoned • Stoned Out • sionel

sioned

a highly stupid blonde girl who lives in lyminge

Someone who cant even walk straight

sioned by Adam Thompson November 26, 2004

dirty sioned

A big chested welsh whore that love anal, older men and the doggy position. Also love to sing so has a wide and deep throat.

That’s a dirty sioned right there.
I got with a dirty sioned last night.

dirty sioned by Chicken feet 88838 April 9, 2023

Stoned

What happens to you after smoking some killer Dro (mostly Indica strain) or large quantities of Reggie which lead you to being like a stone, and what do stones do? Nothing, they stay in one place motionless. When this occurs to you after smoking Marijuana you are stoned my friends! Stay high

Motionless Stoned

Stoned by OGKilluh13 September 9, 2013

get two birds stoned at once

My personal favorite rickyism, I say it all the time - definitely good for some comic relief. Instead of "get two birds with one stone"

Watch Trailer Park Boys!! You will laugh your ass off, guaranteed.

Exactly, get two birds stoned at once

get two birds stoned at once by PhatPJ March 13, 2010

Phone Stoned

Being Stoned alone but on the phone with your friend who is also stoned.

Joe: I'm bored and alone, lets get phone stoned.

Phone Stoned by ahhandrew August 5, 2010

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026