An often exceedingly craptastic piece of fanfiction which alternates between a story and song lyrics. Not a bad idea by itself, but usually not done very well at all.

I read a songfic last night to 'Sk8er Boi'. I wish to hunt down and torture the author.

songfic by lynx wings April 22, 2005

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Sobific

Selling drugs inside a grocery store or Trappin at the grocery store.

Hey man what are you doing this weekend
Not much bud just being sobific at the local grocery store

Sobific by Melon Muncher January 23, 2021

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sonicice

A fellow with a sea creature for a last name. He is tormented by fears of being stranded in cars with pizzas, and enjoys getting ants stuck to icecubes.

I heard that sonicice made out with a tractor yesterday.

sonicice by waffy September 21, 2003

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Soyification

The soyification of the Western world started with mass consumption society. For entire humanity - with some notable exceptions like the Egyptians - the human race has been functioning as patriarchy, with gensynthetism telling us that if the man provides, logically speaking the woman will take care in submission. This format of living worked, up until life conditions got so ideal for people to live in that men have turned into gigasoys compared to their ancestors. This process started in the 1800s, when men started to wear wigs and care about their looks, instead of providing like they're supposed to do. Women who had been living under submission throughout the entirety of human history saw this as an opportunity to take the lead, turning the comman man into an orbiter.

See definition "soyification".

Soyification by CrazyMaze November 8, 2022

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