An often exceedingly craptastic piece of fanfiction which alternates between a story and song lyrics. Not a bad idea by itself, but usually not done very well at all.

I read a songfic last night to 'Sk8er Boi'. I wish to hunt down and torture the author.

songfic by lynx wings April 22, 2005

Sobific

Selling drugs inside a grocery store or Trappin at the grocery store.

Hey man what are you doing this weekend
Not much bud just being sobific at the local grocery store

Sobific by Melon Muncher January 23, 2021

sonicice

A fellow with a sea creature for a last name. He is tormented by fears of being stranded in cars with pizzas, and enjoys getting ants stuck to icecubes.

I heard that sonicice made out with a tractor yesterday.

sonicice by waffy September 21, 2003

Soyification

The soyification of the Western world started with mass consumption society. For entire humanity - with some notable exceptions like the Egyptians - the human race has been functioning as patriarchy, with gensynthetism telling us that if the man provides, logically speaking the woman will take care in submission. This format of living worked, up until life conditions got so ideal for people to live in that men have turned into gigasoys compared to their ancestors. This process started in the 1800s, when men started to wear wigs and care about their looks, instead of providing like they're supposed to do. Women who had been living under submission throughout the entirety of human history saw this as an opportunity to take the lead, turning the comman man into an orbiter.

See definition "soyification".

Soyification by CrazyMaze November 8, 2022

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026