Sommerlee

A fine ass chica who could definitely take your man if she wanted.

“Who's that tasty looking girl over there ?”

“That’s just Sommerlee.”

Sommerlee by haybaby22 April 21, 2019

summerween 

every year on june 22 when people dress up in costumes and trick or treat like halloween but in the summer (originated in Helena,Alabama by grace and rylee) inspired by gravity falls

kid1: hey bro u doing summerween tn ?
kid2: yup i’m so excited !

summerween by galactic balls September 3, 2021

fart sommelier 

A fart sommelier (pronounced /sʌməlˈjeɪ/, French pronunciation: sɔməlje), or fart steward, is a trained and knowledgeable fart professional, commonly working in fine restaurants, who specializes in all aspects of farts. This individual can smell and identify all aspects of a fart including beverage and food consumption, length of time "brewing", and identify certain digestional defects.

I am a fart sommelier. I smell a hint of sharp cheddar cheese with a taste of freshly squeezed orange juice, also a small sample of stomache cancer in your fart.

fart sommelier by allupinya4040 August 31, 2010

semen sommelier

An expert at tasting semen

That chick sucks so many dicks she's like a semen sommelier

semen sommelier by Pole cat March 3, 2014

Sommerswerd 

A powerful sword, the "sword of the sun", created by the people of Sommerlund with the help of the god Kai, and usable only by a Kai Warrior. (In fact, the warrior must have the Kai Discipline of Sixth Sense). It appears in the Lone Wolf books written by Joe Dever.

If anyone else attempts to use the sword, many of its special powers are lost.

It is a large, glowing golden sword which gives off constant light.

Special powers resulting from possession of the sword include a huge increase in Combat Skill, extra damage to Undead and ability to harm a number of evil creatures immune to normal weapons, including Helghast and (crucially) Darklords. It is sometimes described as the only weapon capable of slaying a Darklord, although in some battles in the books this is patently untrue (since in Lone Wolf 12, the Darklord Gnaag can be harmed by zenjet-dulaaga and other magic weapons). At the end of Lone Wolf 2 and the novel version (Legends of Lone Wolf 3, or 4 in America), Lone Wolf lets loose a burst of sunlight channelled through the Sommerswerd, instantly slaying the Darklord Zagarna and putting to flight the army besieging the Sommlending capital, Holmgard.

The light emitted by the sword proves a liability in Lone Wolf 12: The Masters of Darkness, when Lone Wolf must travel into the Darklands themselves and slay the Darklord leader (the third in succession!), Gnaag. The light would draw enemies to him, so he has to keep the sword sheathed until he meets Gnaag himself, in a special scabbard prepared by the Elder Magi.

Less well-documented is the fact that the final battle of Lone Wolf 8: The Cauldron of Terror becomes virtually unwinnable if Lone Wolf is equipped with the Sommerswerd, whereas it is quite winnable with any other well-equipped character. (Fortunately, Lone Wolf can already leave the sword in safe-keeping at the Monastery if a player foresees this eventuality).

Additional powers appearing only in the Legends series include the production of an imaginary being able to appear only to the Kai Lord wielding the sword, who channels the wisdom of the sword's makers directly to this individual.

The name means "sword of the sun" in the invented language Sommlending (which seems to be based on old English).

Lone Wolf used the Sommerswerd to cut a swathe through the ranks of the zombie pirates.

If you are using the Sommerswerd, double the damage received by this opponent.

Lone Wolf was sent on a mighty quest to retrieve the Sommerswerd in Sommerlund's time of need.

Sommerswerd by Andy April 19, 2004

Sommerlund 

Realm in northern Magnamund, in the Lone Wolf series. Inhabited by the Sommlending. Capital Holmgard; other major features include the Kai Monastery, the centrepiece of the Order of the Kai; Toran, home of the wizards of the Crystal Star; several other cities such as Tyso and Anskavern. It's a monarchy, apparently modelled on feudal Europe but with a noble king and a jedi-like order of protectors. Has the unfortunate privilege of being first in line whenever the darklords come over the mountains, cos the Darklands are just to the west. It sounds like the name might be old English for "land of the sun" but I might be wrong.

The King of Sommerlund asks you to go to Durenor and retrieve the Sommerswerd.

Sommerlund by Andy April 18, 2004

sommelierge 

Sommelierge is a mashup of sommelier and concierge. A sommelier is French for butler, and means wine Stewart. Today it means a trained knowledgeable wine professional, often working in restaurants, with expertise in wine theory, wine service, and wine tasting. A concierge is an upscale assistant and a knowledgeable professional with insights into and behind the scenes access to the local scene. Often working for a hotel, a concierge can find hard to get tickets to events and the teatre, and make reservations for a guest at hard to book restaurants among many other personal, or private assistant services. for international, regional and local travelers. A Sommelierge is the combination of these two professions, a trained wine professional who knows wine theory, wine history, wine ownership and an insiders guide into the power plays in the background. The sommelierge can and will provide private experiences that cannot be found on a wine list or a dinner menu, even brining wine industry players together to create a private adventures for their clients around food, hotel, travel and of course, at the center, wine.

My daughter wanted to be married in the wine country, but wanted something unique. Instead of calling Robert Mondavi, we used a sommelierge who created a once in a lifetime event. We even went to Sonoma three months earlier to stomp the grapes ourselves, for the wine served at the nuptials. Talk about putting your foot in our mouth. We had to swear secrecy about the venue and the singer who performed 6 songs. All I can hint about who he was, "...his imperfections were perfect.".

sommelierge by jocklondon December 15, 2020