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The term “Somcel” is a word created by a noble garxajis/Isaaq man called Philly on his twitter days. The word “Somcel” means having hate for a Somali ‘Women/men’ depending on who’s it used. It’s driven from ‘incel/femcel’
“I hate Somali women they’re misbehaving and not being controlled”
Somali women: “Your a Somcel cu*k
Somcel by Philly2234338338 October 28, 2022

Sommeliar 

Someone that pretends to know everything about wine but they're actually full of shit
Jørgen said he could taste plums and chocolate in that white wine.. What a sommeliar
Sommeliar by kyros August 7, 2016
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fart sommelier 

A fart sommelier (pronounced /sʌməlˈjeɪ/, French pronunciation: sɔməlje), or fart steward, is a trained and knowledgeable fart professional, commonly working in fine restaurants, who specializes in all aspects of farts. This individual can smell and identify all aspects of a fart including beverage and food consumption, length of time "brewing", and identify certain digestional defects.
I am a fart sommelier. I smell a hint of sharp cheddar cheese with a taste of freshly squeezed orange juice, also a small sample of stomache cancer in your fart.
fart sommelier by allupinya4040 August 31, 2010
common world used in Bologna, Italy, literally meaning "suck my cock". It is used by everybody (young boys or old grannies) as a stock phrase without any vulgar meaning.
Socmel, che bella figa!
translation: "Socmel, she is cracking!"

Socmel se sono stanco
translation: "Socmel, I'm tired"

Socmel, du maron
translation: "Socmel, I'm bored"
socmel by chiava April 23, 2009
The name applied to a widespread form of social control, meant to impose docility and conformity on a large population in order to better consolidate power. Usually drive honda pilots.
People in my somello nation are this way, but people in your somello are obviously different.
Somello by somellonation August 24, 2011

semen sommelier

That chick sucks so many dicks she's like a semen sommelier
semen sommelier by Pole cat March 3, 2014
A simcel is a combination of the word simp and incel, the simcel possesses both the ability for and innate sense of misogyny, while simultaneously simping after women.
Shae: Terence is kinda a simcel though.
Tom: Yes! Especially for Zoe.
Simcel by BinaryBae March 23, 2020
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