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self-imposed celibacy, people who act like someone that no-one would ever want to be with and aren't willing to make any behavioral changes to fix it, but still feel like they should get some
"This guy just spends every day shut into his bedroom, and goes online to bitch about how he can't get laid"

"Classic simcel behavior."
simcel by 4rk August 21, 2018
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simcel • Simpcel • siceli • SIMCL • simel • simele • simelo • simmel • Simpcell • Simrella
Someone who's a simp and an incel at the same time
Nico is a fucking simcel with major autism!
simcel by aleskk June 28, 2020

Simception 

1.)The feeling of walking into the room and forgetting what you were going to do. The sudden realization that your creator deleted your current actions.

2.)The sudden feeling of Déjà vu through daily life. Your creator played through it already and didn't save.
1.) Friend 1: Funny thing, I walked into the living and forgot what I doing!
Friend 2: SIMCEPTION.

2.) Friend 1: Whoa, I think I just had Déjà vu. I remember going to this store before!
Friend 2: SIMCEPTION.
Simception by Rocket Slime January 23, 2011

simuel canon 

When two Italian boys get together in a Philosophy high school TV show against all odds.
Bro, simuel canon, bro.
Yes! Starting today, simuel canon.
simuel canon by mercifuil September 17, 2023
dominic is being a simpcel in the den.
Simpcel by intheden September 12, 2018
Simela is a very funny girl. She doesn’t even have to try to make you laugh, she just will. She cares a lot for people and will never leave anybody out. If you have a friend named Simela NEVER leave her.
Girl 1: Wow that girl cares so much for people!

Girl 2: yep she’s definitely a Simela
Simela by Bell is the name August 26, 2021
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
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