slobbation 

- English word: slobbation
- German word: Abschmatz
- most commonly used for negative situations in any context possible.
- When something sucks, it's a Abschmatz.
- verb: abschmatzen (to slobbate).
- if somebody is obnoxious, he slobates you.
- synonym for failure, outage, collapse, breakdown

- my French test was a slobbation.
- ey, Französisch war voll der Abschmatzer.

- don't slobate my head!
- schmatz mein Kopf nicht ab!

- slobbation, bro!
- Abschmatzer, laan!

slobbation by Currywurst22 June 23, 2009

solobration 

The act of celebrating an event (birthday, award-winning, graduation, et cetera.) alone. This can either be by choice or because of circumstances beyond your control.

I am having a solobration for my birthday this year.

I had my first solobration after David was born.

solobration by olispeaks April 17, 2023

slobbadonkey 

(adj.) 1)one who is extremely unattractive; busted 2)a mythical hideous creature

Damn, that girl was a slobbadonkey if I've every seen one.

slobbadonkey by mathruD October 21, 2008

Solobation 

To masturbate

Is the hand lotion ok to use? No, it's my husbands for Solobation.

Solobation by Swayze pants October 5, 2015

solobration 

The celebration following a break-up with a person you really did not care for much anyway. Usually a large gathering with lots of close friends and drinking is involved.

After Mark broke-up with Beyonce for the second time, she went out and had a solobration with her friends Abbi, Miss-A, and Lisa. It was a great night.

solobration by FindingLoveInAHopelessPlace January 10, 2012

slotlationship 

Being addicted to unpredictable behavior in a relationship.
A relationship with a guy or girl that is so unpredictable, that waiting for them to be nice becomes addictive - much like in the way that playing a slot machine repetitively waiting for 3 cherries is addictive.

I'm sick of Kristy complaining about never knowing if her boyfriend is going to be nice to her or be a jerk...she needs to get out of that slotlationship!

slotlationship by actorfest September 16, 2009

slorationship 

A slut/whore has a relationship with you which you think is special but isnt.

I thought that I had a good relationship, but it just turned out to be a slorationship.

slorationship by jamesotisjr13 December 20, 2010