MILatino's definitions

eBay Day

The day after Apple releases their latest iGadget when buyers sell last year's model on-line to try to recuperate some of their money.

John: "Today's the day! I got my iPhone 5!"
Jane: "Tomorrow is eBay Day. You can sell your 4S and get some of your money back!"

by MILatino September 22, 2012

narcidickstic

When a guy gets aroused looking at himself in the mirror or viewing a flattering photo of himself.

Mike: "John can't get over that photo you took of him."
Mary: "Yeah, he's being really narcidickstic."

by MILatino July 10, 2012

Flame Fatale

A sexy gay guy who's a hot mess and ruins the lives of those around him he lures into relationships full of drama.

Adam: "Wow, that guy on the dance floor is hot!"
Steve: "Oh, don't go near him. He's a Flame Fatale."

by MILatino February 26, 2012

silicon footprint

The amount of server space your files take up on a shared network, too much of which can cost your company excess storage fees or cause "insufficient space" error messages.

The IT dept. is charging us an arm and a leg for excess file storage above the set maximum allowance per user. We need to reduce our silicon footprint!

by MILatino November 1, 2011

That is SO going on Facebook!

The 21st century equivalent of calling something a "Kodak moment." It's not only good enough to photograph, but you are compelled upload it to your wall on Facebook for all to see.

"Look! That poodle is doing the Macarena!"

"That is SO going on Facebook!" (pointing smartphone and clicking away)

by MILatino July 8, 2011

Mother-In-Lawthra

An expression used by the groom-to-be's side of the family during a wedding planning to describe the bride's control-freak of a mother. If the bride is "Bridezilla," then her mother is "Mother-In-Lawthra" (a reference to Godzilla and Mothra of the old Japanese monster movies).

Hey, dude, you're lucky your fianceé isn't turning into a bridezilla.

True, but her mother's already a Mother-In-Lawthra.

by MILatino April 22, 2011

e-solation

The deliberate decision to go on vacation without a laptop computer, no smart phone, and no contact whatsoever with the cyber-world; or to take a break from such contact.

"I can't wait to go on our camping trip!"
"Can you survive roughing it in the middle of nowhere without tweeting or posting on Facebook?"
"You bet! I'm gonna enjoy my e-solation!"

by MILatino February 28, 2011