Sofa-fu

Sofa-fu is a self-defense mechanism that is learnt by vigorously beating your sofa. Punches, Kicks or anything but with a sofa you can destroy all

Man, I'm gonna destroy Orange in a sofa-fu battle

by syrupapple May 23, 2019

Sofa fudge packer

To anally plunder another. Usually referring to the gay male that is the pitcher in the relationship.

Wow! My new boyfriend John is quite the Sofa Fudge Packer!

by Stingray7391 September 25, 2009

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Brown Leather Single Sofa Furniture Is Not a Problem For Me, Angel Helstrom Jose Robles And I Know That

Brown Leather Single Sofa Furniture Is Not a Problem For Me, Angel Helstrom Jose Robles And I Know That

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

DFS (Don't Fuck Sofa's)

When you have had a heavy night drinking and you and your friends watch a porno, then you get to into and rap your dick in a plastic bag condom and stick it in the hole in the sofa you are lying on.

Zack: 'hey man how did the party go'
Joe: 'man it was wild'
Zack: 'an regrets'
Joe: 'yeah'
Zack: 'what'
joe: ' I fucked a sofa!'
Zack: 'Theres a new slogan DFS (Don't Fuck Sofa's)

by Screte January 15, 2015

sofafusion

1. Short for sofa confusion: the act of spending the night at a girl's place, when you're not sure if you're allowed in bed or expected to spend the night on the sofa. 2. The fusion of two sofas.

Carl ended up at Mary's for the night, and thought he had a good chance for the bed, but sofafusion clouded his thoughts.

by fritz von weinerschnitzel January 17, 2008