Definitions by Screte

Toming

The act of toming is when you get into bed next to your partner and your feeling in the mood but they are asleep. Then you proceed to have intercourse with your sleeping partner and finish on her. Then Later when she wakes up and find she is covered in cum and starts to rant at you your responds is 'you didn't complain last time'

Zack:Hey man what you do last night
Tom: urm had sex with the girlfriend when she was asleep and finished on her
Zack: what didn't she wake up !
Tom: yeah after then complained at me she was to pleased when I said she dodmt complain last time
Zack: that's going to be a thing I'm calling it toming

Toming by Screte January 18, 2015

Toming

The act of toming is when you get into bed next to your partner and your feeling in the mood but they are asleep. Then you proceed to have intercourse with your sleeping partner and finish on her. Then Later when she wakes up and find she is covered in cum and starts to rant at you your responds is 'you didn't complain last time'

Zack:Hey man what you do last night
Tom: urm had sex with the girlfriend when she was asleep and finished on her
Zack: what didn't she wake up !
Tom: yeah after then complained at me she was to pleased when I said she dodmt complain last time
Zack: that's going to be a thing I'm calling it toming

Toming by Screte January 18, 2015

Toming

The act of toming is when you get into bed next to your partner and your feeling in the mood but they are asleep. Then you proceed to have intercourse with your sleeping partner and finish on her. Then Later when she wakes up and find she is covered in cum and starts to rant at you your responds is 'you didn't complain last time'

Zack:Hey man what you do last night
Tom: urm had sex with the girlfriend when she was asleep and finished on her
Zack: what didn't she wake up !
Tom: yeah after then complained at me she was to pleased when I said she dodmt complain last time
Zack: that's going to be a thing I'm calling it toming

Toming by Screte January 18, 2015

DFS (Don't Fuck Sofa's) 

When you have had a heavy night drinking and you and your friends watch a porno, then you get to into and rap your dick in a plastic bag condom and stick it in the hole in the sofa you are lying on.

Zack: 'hey man how did the party go'
Joe: 'man it was wild'
Zack: 'an regrets'
Joe: 'yeah'
Zack: 'what'
joe: ' I fucked a sofa!'
Zack: 'Theres a new slogan DFS (Don't Fuck Sofa's)

DFS (Don't Fuck Sofa's) by Screte January 15, 2015